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I have to read that...

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BUT I'M NOT GAY!

3158908 yes you are Spike look at you!

#gay

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No, you caught me at a bad moment! M-my butch dragon apron was in the wash!

I'm pretty sure I read Pattycakes, but I've successfully avoided every other widely known fanfic except Bubbles and Spiderses. It's not that I dislike all trollfics (they're funny sometimes like Spiderses since it's written poorly on purpose). It's mostly that I don't like grimdark and sadfics, and many well known fics in the fandom fall into those categories .. also I'm a little hipster.

Just.. Nopony look under my mattress because I definitely don't have stories hidden there that I'd get grounded for since I'm still just a blank flank.

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Pattycakes or Twilight's Dollhouse? I'd suggest the latter.

3160212 mhm... sure Spike

3160475
N-no seriously! It has monster trucks and fire on it! A-and cupcakes! Every manly dragon likes cupcakes!

3160824 Monster trucks and fire? Twi is he telling the truth?

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Heavens no. I showed him that one in the store and he got scared.
W-what? No I didn't!

3160938 Spike, I trust Twi more, so whatever she says, it must be true

3160957
B-but I love you!

3160983 Spike your a different spices, you loving me, well, that would just be silly.

3161003
B-but...

3161006 and it would be bestiality, which you can be arrested for.

3161043
B-but... Dragons are a respected member of society!

3161050 but unicorns are the master race

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ALICORNS ARE THE MASTER RACE. WE RULE ALL.

(If you would've said that a few months ago, I would have agreed! But I got WINGS now, baby! WOO!)

B-but dragons... we... DON'T LEAVE ME, RARITY!!! I LOVE YOU!

3161089 I had wings before you! I just nearly killed myself with them

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Yeah, ones that I conjured up. Plus they died like thirty minutes later. And you almost killed yourself, three Wonderbolts, and Rainbow Dash.

3161143 What can I say, I'm just drop-dead gorgeous

but seriously thanks Rainbow Dash you saved my life

3161228
I see what you did there!

lel and Celestia did squat

3161309 Celestia was like oh nooooooooooooo, I could just use my insanely strong magic to save her but, Rainbow Dash is so fast!

Celestia I still love you because you gave me a 5 star hotel in Canterlot

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As my ex-mentor, I think Celestia might have used her Trollestia powers with this one.

3161486 Your Ex-mentor? Did you two have a falling out? Or are you just to powerful now

3161495
Obviously too powerful. I don't even have to bow to her or call her "princess" anymore.

That's right: Me, Tia, Woona, and Cadence are going on a vaca!

3161501 Wow you didn't invite me? I'm basically an Alicorn

3161516
Are you? Really? Last time I checked, you don't have wings.

3162452 But my fabulousity makes up for it!

3162463
That's true. You are the fabulous one of the group.

3162883 *Flips mane and walks with sass*

Oh Darling don't flatter me

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Yeah, but I'm the uber-awesome one.

3163469 I thought that was Rainbow Dash

3163472
No, that's the awesome one. I'm the uber-awesome one.

3163479 Is it just because you have the power to turn everyone into another species? Gosh anyone can do that!

3163507
Really? I'd like to see you turn an orange into a frog or a Spike into a fax machine.
Eugh... that was horrible.

3163606 Well I use my magic to make dresses! Can you make a dress as fabulous as I can?

3163616
Well... no, but I could find a spell to make me one!

3163633 but that's cheating

Is someone reviewing the story submissions?

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I'm not sure...

3171513 I'll contact an admin tomorrow, and if nothing comes back I'll do it myself, sorry for the wait guys