[... I give you idiots one job... ONE. F***ING. JOB!]

*We're all standing in a field, all of you in line and me in front of you, and everything is silent*
GameLord:... Alright Maggots, Listen up! I'm about to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, The dirt, The worms inside of the dirt, My stool, The client, Then me. Any questions?

3867934 What kind of pecking?

3868892 *Punches you away you fall off the mountain we're on and somehow survive*
GameLord: Enjoy the climb back up Bitch! Anyone else?

3869919 *Goes back on his head* I got you a present

3870112 GameLord: Oh? Is it for Hearths warming?

3870379 Exactly *gives him a present that starts ticking*

3870776 GameLord: Right *Throws a good distance and it explodes* Ah a random explosion, just what I always wanted

3877530 Dammit the coconuts always get them....

3878020 GameLord: Right

3867934
Well SMOEPONY saw DBZ Abridged. So, How you doing Mr POPO

4752522 Pecking Order.

4752909
Oh FUCK

4866407 Fuck Indeed *Punches you off the mountain*

4867066
*Launches grapple Attack on Titan style*

4868988 Huh, nice reactions.

4869485
Thanks.

4872784 Anytime

4872868
So how do you want to train us?

4872909 Well I was thinking of having you survive an Ursa...

4874036
Major or minor?
(why exactly are you so upset at the beginning that we need training?)

4874802 That depends on what we can find.
[Well I kinda want the people in this group to make more forums to make it seem as if I'm not wasting my time but... they didn't exactly do as I asked]

4874819
(oooooh....I see.)

4874825 [Yeah]

4874842
There are rumors of a minor in the Canterlot Crystal Caves. Could we try there?

4874856 ... Okay, come on I'll explain the details on the way there.

4874882
*Follows you*

4874917 Okay so the test is to stay in the cave for 24 hours without being killed or killing the ursa.

4874940
Alright. Anything else?

4874959 This is to prepare for when you encounters foes stronger than you and require back up. More specifically if you have to wait.

4875108
Alright. Should I radio you when I get in?

4875625 Yes and when you begin radio me after 24 hours and I'll come pick you up.

4876280
Got it.
*Heads off to mines*

4876980 Have fun!

4876997
(Later, at the mines)
"Hey, This is Dart. I'm In the mines and have made contact with the Ursa. Moving to dependable position. Over."
(Hour 1)

4877092 Showtime.

4877347
(Hour 3)
*I am forced to relocate after the Ursa found my location. I now have a tourniquet on my left foreleg.*

4877553 *Radio rings*
Hey buddy! How are you things?

4878182
*picks up radio*
"Well, he found my position, and now I'm going to move every 2 hours... I have a severe cut on my left foreleg, so i put a Tourniquet on it. Over"
*After 2 hours, I relocate to the south cave mines*

4878442 ... Well at least he ain't dead.

4878669
(Hour 7)
*I am moving towards the West Mine. Along the way, a roar echos through the tunnels. This prompts me to hurry up.*

4880349 *Beep*
Hey Pal, you still alive. Cause I got the funeral arrangements ready in case you're not.

4880602
"Well, not all of us are immortal, So you wouldn't have to worry if you came down here."
*A roar sounds in the background*
"Oh... Celestia dammit"

4880617 Uh yeah, A: I'm not immortal perse. I can just regrow limbs and organs and such. And B: You should probably start running

4880724
"Already doing that, but thanks for the advice anyways!!!"
(Hour Nine)

4880775 *Beep* Yo, what's up?

4880788
"Nothing much. I found a... in t*e w*st Min*s"

4883029 I don't know about you but I think the signals breaking up. Being in a cave will do that.

4883290
"Wh*t Was Th**? Si**a* Brea**ing Up!"
(Hour 11)

4885810 I wonder if the radio's working yet?

4886607
(Hour 13)
"Hey, the radio had a broken antenna, I'm using my rifle cleaning rod as an antennae.) the ursa is caused a collapse in the cave. I... I think I'm trapped. I don't even know if the signal can go through. If you can hear this, tell my hairless twin that I never bought him anything for Hearthswarming. I'm sorry. I'll try to get out by myself. If i'm not out by the 24th hour, assume I'm dead. DO NOT TRY TO GET ME OUT. I will not forfeight this challenge. Dart, Out."