So. The Equestrian Millitary got a new branch that is ment to crack down on crime around the country,and their called STAG. I have no idea what it means, but i do know that they are really strong, and are hell-bent on destroying us. (this may be a long storyline so get ready)
Their primary weapons that are carried by troops are:
The STAG Shotgun:
and the VIPER laser rifle(Couldn't find a working picture)

3699963 GameLord: What are they like?

3699963 Do we know anything else besides what you told us?

3701069
they also got VTOLs and some crazy leader called Crystal.
3700831
*i turn to you*
They are brutal, or so i've heard. They have only been seen in Canterlot...... But i fear an attack. I've been hearing rumors of.... allies of the Organization have been tortured and even murdered.

3702379 GameLord: Sounds like they're scum... *I grin* Finally, some ponies to hurt

3702428
well, they are dicks, but we can't just attack them... * i turn to look out a window.* We can get some intelligence though.

3702466 GameLord:... Go on

3702489
we need to infiltrate their mane office and steal some files.

3702537 Where is it located?

3702726
23d street canterlot. 17283

3702939 Isn't that the super center where they hold big party's and stuff

3702939 3703122 GameLord: Sounds simple enough

3704192
3703122
yes, but its heavily guarded.
(Dura, i have half a mind to know that you have played Saints Row III)

3705610 GameLord: Hmmmm

3705714
Hmmmm

3705610 Well of course
(Planning to buy the 4th one later In the year)

3705737 How about we just use someone as a distraction?
3705714

3705920 GameLord: Thanks for volunteering Mate *I pat you on the back*

3707216 Aw crap

3707305
Dude, you screwed.
3707216
i can be a distraction.... i,... have an idea.
If you two see a dragon attack in the news, just don't think too hard on what caused it.

3708369 No it's fine it was my idea and I should be responsible

3708369 3708457
GameLord: You are aware I was kidding right?

3709772 Nope But I will actually distract them to buy you time

3709886
GameLord: Okay then

3709886

3710268
Wait... i have an idea!!!!

3711049 GameLord: Is it a good one?

3711049 Let's hear it

3711059
3711246 two distractions at the same time! Its genius!

3711271 GameLord: Okay, who's doing the distractions?

3711324 Can I be one of the distractions?
3711271

3711344 GameLord: Sure go nuts

3711383 Ok I'll ready my guns

3711385 GameLord: Have fun

3711403 I will

3711408 GameLord: Good lad

3711435 What time should I start?

3711500 GameLord: I dunno

3711502 Ok we'll start now

3711507
3711502
*By the time you notice im gone, the canterlot news flashes a breaking news report.*

3711866 Hey who left this TV on?
3711502

3711882
The camera shows fire and death everywhere. every once in a while, you can see a dragon in the footage. after a few minutes, you see the dragon turn into a familiar looking bat pony. ME.

3711900 *smirks* Well ain't this shocking

3711907
*I smile at the camera before dissapearing in a cloud of smoke.*

3712035 Nice

3712035 3712063
GameLord: I didn't know he was dragon

3712892
3712063
*the news report shows another area of canterlot, being ravaged by the same dragon*

3715445 GameLord: And multiply himself

3716141
(No i used my dragon power to teleport to another part of canterlot
*i talk using telekinesis

3716329 GameLord: (Hey what are you doing!)