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This time, i've fucked up real bad. messed with the time space continuum and sent 3 evil discords into this world. all of equestria is at war, blaming wachother for this. we need to stick together in order to end this. and if i remember, Discord is a Draconiquiis and now, we need to fight back. i already have a couple new attatchments and other stuff available to help. I need a fireteam to help with the first operation.

3437206 *Plays the Doctor Who Theme *

3437221 Okay really now let's panic *Runs In circles while screaming *

3437236 need a gunny, Or are you two content to scream and panic at the first hint of danger?

3437464 Well no but why not?

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for the first operation i need some pony to man the MG turret. the turret is on this.



now... Who wants to cause CHAOS !!!!!
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3438151 *Is still running in circles screaming *

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get in the passenger seat please. :facehoof:

3438162 positive thoughts....
i know how to drive it. you can shoot from the passenger side...

3438168 Yeah I'm gonna have stay here my soufflé isn't finished

3438170
aw screw the positive thoughts!
GET IN THE FUCKEN CAR NOW

3438174 but the soufflé....

3438176 TAKE A PORTABLE STOVE WITH!

3438181 What no you could've just told me to get in the puma

3438183
(haha you watch red vs blue. wy you actin like Grif though?)
...you know what, that's a much better name. get in it.

3438187 (Because grif is best pone)
Bow chick a bow wow *gets in the puma*

3438192 *Falls asleep*

3438192 Agreed. *climbs into turret*

3438195 Hey colt, wake up.

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The first target is five clicks west!
*i pull out of the garage and we bpeed down the road*

3438490 Easy speed racer! *pulls on combat mask* Geez, I'm fallin' out up here!

3438517
*i ignore you and speed up more

3438531 Fuck! slow down or I'll stop it myself! Dura's gettin' tossed back there!

3438531 Are we there yet?
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fine. *i slowly let off the gas.*
we still should move quickly.

3438591 Are we there yet?

3438591 *sighs* Not that quickly.
Remember that we don't have some sort of cloaking device that shields your big ass loud machine from everypony. Precautions must be taken to make sure we don't get caught.... again. *glares*

3438597
soon. our target will be a bit difficult, for they are followers of discord.

3438602 *doesn't make a sound*

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for fucks sakes just get ready to shoot. and hold on tight. WERE GOIN IN LOUD AN DUMB!THEY AINT GONA CAPTURE US!
&*i flip a hood over my head and pull off the road. small trees are no match for the M12 FAV Light recon vehicle!*

3438606 *Sits quietly *

3438616 Bullets aren't gonna kill these things! did you even think this through?!
We need Thomas. Sorry but I'm out.

3438632 *I stop the vehicle*
"What?! NO!..wait... Whos Thomas?

3438632 Maybe from the air?

3438647 *flys though the front window *

3438647 Gahh! *falls out onto hood* I'm not going up against anything that can turn me into its plaything with a snap. Cause' there's a fine line between stupidity and courage, and you're borderlinin' now.
*rolls to ground* As for Thomas, That's the Draconequus in our group.
Fire with fire right?

3438628 You wanna come back colt, or ya' wanna stay out here with this crazy?

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these are FOLLOWERS. ponies that worship discord. Discord needs their worship to have power. We kill him, then Thomas will have a better shot at defeating him.

3438683 I think I need a doctor... *Spits out blood*

3438695
SHIT*i grab a can of Bio-foam and spray it over the wounds*

3438714 *Passes out*

3438695 Shit! Hang on colt! *horn glows* Just hold still a sec... *wounds begin to close*
3438690 You need to learn some proper healing magic or skills before you kill somepony I care about.
*turns to Dura* You have a punctured lung. I'll have to take you back to the infirmary.

3438759 *tries to speak but gargles on blood*

3438767 Stop! *wipes away blood* Teleportation might hurt. here- *horn flashes green* Anesthetic spell.
Hold on... *teleports to EAO*

3438791 *rolls over*

3438804 C'mon colt, stay with me here... *rummages through cabinets* where the hell did I put those... Ah-ha! *levitates up bottle of orange liquid* Regeneration potion.
*uncorks* Here- *hoofs over bottle* that'll regrow limbs righ' there.

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