my stealth catagory is having a 100 it discount!
- P-22 Sup.= 500 Bits(discount=400)
- Mac-10 =600
-Dragon bone bow, with arrows = 700 bits (discount= 600)
Meruhnes Razor(enchanted dagger)= 1000 bits.(no discount due to enchantment. absorb 15% of enemy health.)

if you give me ideas, i can sell more!
(oh yea, i also have an advanced fighter jet available for 30,000 bits.

the fighter is an S-37

3373592 GameLord: Where did you get this?

3374070
The fighters? I stole them from an air base near the border. Why?

3376119 Just wondering

3376122
well, they incorporate the latest technology. Made by Dart Industries! special warp systems give you a 72 missile payload, 900 Vulcan bullets, and a 16 bomb package. It also has a op speed of 1325 mph

3376154 *Whistle* Not bad

3376171
not bad? Its the base's best machine!

3376286 GameLord: Fair Enough

3376119 so that's why everyone's jumping the border.

3379433 I don't jump I glide over borders

3379470 Ah, if it isn't my latest child.

3379487 Wat

3379489 You followed me. You are now my child.

3379499 Ummm alright then

3379502 u r mine.

3379516 *Hangs self*

3379520 Oh great. Another one of your kind.

3379528 What I'm getting ready for Nightmare night

3379537 I've seen much worse, believe me. and you're anther one of those Shifter mutation freaks.

3379547 Could you give me the idiots version of those last few words?

3379551 A shifter is one who controls reality, what's real to them and to others around them. They can bend or shift their form and take on the appearence of anyone they want. A shifter is also magic in its purest form, but a while back, some of them went rouge and started interbreeding. People like you are the result.

3379607 ...........

3379609 *blows mane out of eyes* Whatevz. I'm a doctor, so not alot of this stuff is explainable or believable to the "no offense" stupid ponies.

3379622 Eh I'm only half pony so none taken

3379633 So what are you doing here besides bullsh'ttin wih me?

3379641 I was gonna buy a Mac-10 but the shopkeeper isn't here so here we are talking about me being a shifter

3379653 You aren't a real shifter. Like I said, You're artificial. a changer. You can only use some of the magic, but the rest is a facade. Like you killing yourself. You didn't actually die. it just looked like it

3379677 Alright then...

3379684 one confused pony and an awkward silence later....

3379700 Wanna eat teleported bread?

3379707 NO.

3379710 Okay but what do I do with him?

3379715 Who now?

3379433
i have no problem with immagrants.

3382914 *racks shotgun* When they're illegal, I've got a problem with 'em

3383121
*unholsters 1911 Colt*
bat ponies are illegal, and your not attacking me ya... whorse

3379653
heres your MAC-10.
*i slide the MAC-10 across the table.*

3385156 *Drops a few pouches of bits on the table* Thank you

3385146 *shoots wing* Whoops, guess my magic got kinda shaky. *looks into eyes* Oh, and the next time you call me something, it better be my name.

3385617 What the hell!!

3385701 *blows mane out of eyes* What?

3385713 Why'd you do that?!

3385716 Cause, he knows I don't fuck around, and calling me a "whorse" despite my "crimes" is not okay for me.

3385617
alright... whorse
*i fire a round into your leg*

3385752 Uh okay then

3385765 Ahh! *falls* That hurts! *clenches teeth* will not cry will not cry will not cry will not cry...

3385861 This is for punching me *Stabs the wound with unbearable pain*

3385890 *screams* stop p-please stop it. *tries to stand*

3385926 *Pushes you back down* No! *fires several times into your other leg*