>peaches
>not pears

2410969

But what of nectarines?

2410969>>2410989

All fruits are sacred.

So sayeth the Fruitlord, who hath fallen from the Yggdrasil tree itself, thereby achieving appletheosis.

2411010

Including durian?

2411012

Especially durian.

To claim otherwise is hereseed.

Nope. We're done. That was too far. Leave. Now.

This thread is pearfect.

U wot? Kumquat?

2413274

Greetings, fellow pear. May your flowering be fruitful this season.