Mother: Viola Velvet
Father: Vocal Brony
Brother(s): always open Dragonis999
Sister(s): always open Evedawalrus

Aunt(s): always open
Uncle(s): Stiggerzz, Shadow of the Night
Cousin(s): always open Veyron

Grandmother: JenkinsRevenge
Grandfather: Nightheart

Family Friends: Rotorix

what is this. I don't even

2333916

>father
>should i
>i don't even
>mfw what have you done

2333916

Uncle.

2333916
*raises hand*
uncle.

2333925 Aww, sounds good, husbando.

2333931>>2333948 Ahem, welcome to the family, uncle Stiggerzz and uncle Shadow.

2333916
I claim grandmother.

That is all. Equestria is ours.

2333967
And now to assume the role of the trolly uncle who trolls the living shiz out of the rest of the family and makes them chuckle with amusing annectotes and comments.

2333974 Hello, grandmother Jenkins! (or would you prefer Grandma Revenge?)

2333981 *sigh* Troll uncles... this is gonna be interesting...

2333992
*boops your nose*

2333992
I prefer Grandma JR or Grandma Jr.

That is all. Equestria is ours.

2333960

Ahh, now I can read the paper and be abusive

...I mean be loving and a good role model.

2334056

good role model.

Pfft. Who needs good role models?
I'm a frikkin troll and I'm the uncle.

2334067

That's what uncles are supposed to be!

2334070
Indeed.
*subtley puts a "kick me" sign on your back*

2334108

*Casually sits down to read the paper like a lazy asshole*

2334141
lol

well im 36 but with the scars and tattoos and whatnot ill be grampa Nightheart,luna knows ive got enough stories for it.

look ill start now.
ya know kids back in my day gas was only 99 cents a gallon and pluto was still a planet not just a damned cartoon dog.
they where simpler times then.

2333916 I'll be a sister!!

2333916
i even forgot to make it a reply on those last two posts, yup grampa indeed.

I want to be a Cousin. The crazy one of course

2333916
ya know when i was a kid nirvana was a state of illuminated conciousness not a grunge band from Seattle.
huh huh can i has grampa?

2334056 Haha, of course, of course.

2334448 You are officially grandpa Nightheart.

2335227 Of course!

2334418 Sister it is!

2336799
awesome,i was so happy i almost wet myself.
that reminds me of the time when i went to see metalica back before they sucked ( a looooong time ago) spent so much time in the pit having fun i wet myself before i could get through the wall of people.
a grand day that was, ahh memories.

2336789

I will only abuse the children

I mean, I'll love all of you equally -- totally teaching my son how to dun do good rugga.

2336826 Wow, what an interesting day...

2336801 Now, I just need a brother to torment....

*sighs and groans* i know i'm going to regret this but *sighs* i'll be the brother
Edit: i'm just gonna act like i normally act which is fairly insane and pessimistic

2333916 Put me on the list of that "friend of the family". You know; that guy that's a friend of your parents or whatever. I'll be watching...

2345503 Warning: Prepare to be tortured by Evedawalrus.

2355695 Sounds good!

2339555 I'm going to regret this but why haven't you started yet?

2499263 Oh, I'm biding my time...... Remember, I could strike in a few minutes, or a few days from now...... HeheheHAHAHHA!!!!!!!

2499886 uh should I be worried that something big is going to happen soon

2500465 Heeheeheheheheh....... Yes, you should be scared..... Very scared........

2500581 hehehehe...*whimper*

I'm that bitch cousin who makes everyone wanna punch me in the face for my snarky comments. I dub myself, Cousin Cord.