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*DECAPITATION!*

Seras Victoria: Master!

*bullet wound heals it self*
Well, now that's over. How about we go back to my place for a boll of my favorite cereal Franklin bi...
*looks back*
SON OF A PROSITANT WHORE!
Well, you know what time it is...
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Well now that that's over, how bout we head home for a bowl of my favorite cerial; Count Choc-

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*gets back up as you turn around*

338646
argh!

*aims gun*
boom....
*shoots you in head*
....Headshot.

338645

OK, you know what... fuck it, Knife.
*throws Bayonets at you*

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Boondock...Saints...Seriously, you must watch that movie religiously.

hehe..Geddit?

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*starts walking towards you*
It is your corrupt aclame. It is your evil that will be sought by me with every breath!

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*looks at Seras*
Yeah, yeah, give me a minute.
*looks back*

So what do you want anyways? The nearest elementary school's at least 10km away.

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The only one left is your sorry pale ass...

338633
Whatever. We're here for the vampire.

338632

DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LIST?!

338629

What... no it isn't! I came up with it a week ago!

338631
Anderson and I just quoted an entire segment from Hellsing Abridged...
DO YOU EVEN REFERENCE?

338629 Bitch, Boondock Saints is awesome!

338627
Oh my...Brilliant speech.
And unoriginal, that's totally from Boondock Saints.

338622

Fine I'll give you the charatercy, the names...

Meanwhile...

Walter C. Dornez: Alexander Anderson...

Integra Hellsing: Oh, fuck all kinds of duck!

Anyway...

You have been chosen to reveal my existence to the world, you will witness what happens here today and you will tell of it later. Except you won't... because I'llved killed ya... HAHAHA!

338619
Only if you give yours first.

338618

Well then, mind if I ask you your name?

338612
Excuse me, but I'm a fuckmothering vampire. I killed a lot of people to get this title. I deserve to be called such.

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Ah, and look at what we have here. A Bloody Heathen!