Oh look another pirate ship wanna attack it lads?

2086559 We should get more ponies first, because it would be a shame if we both bucking DIED!

2086586 Touche we'll wait it out a bit

2086594 What kind of weapons does the other crew have?

2086620 *looks through telescope*
all they have twelve cannons, and all 30 members of their crew including the captian is armed with a flintlock and a cutlass

2086638 What era are we in?

2086641 same era pirates still exist in equestria at this point in time

2086653 Then, we must be jumping time zones, because if that was my ship, my crew would be armed with machine guns

2086671 touche should we still wait for because including us five and the rest the crew we have twenty nine

2086677 Oh, I thought only you and I were here.

2086696 nah the other main members are just lazy no offence to them

2086702 *yawn* Well, I'm gonna go sleep for a while.

2086710 okay same here
*goes to captains quarters*

2086721 Good night. *unbuckles sword and curls up on some pillows*

2086726 night
*closes the door*

2086730
i*i sneak in your room. i put your hoof in a bowl of warm water and wait

2108364 *that turns out to be a hologram and I sneak behind you*
do you normally try to prank your superiors?

2108385
O_O' uh... yes?

2108393 your lucky buddy/because if I was annoyed/you'd probably die (haiku)

2108450
ah.

2108477 just so your aware/sometimes I speak in haikus/and sometimes I don't
(and also when there's a / between a sentence it means I'm speaking in haikus)