I have reasons to believe our beloved Führer has gone missing in action. His account has not been interacted with in 5 weeks, which could only mean the worse. Reichsleiter Dead Lock, it's your duty now to take over the group and guide the USI in the absence of our Füher. We have full faith in your abilities to lead us to glory. Long live the glorious Unicorn Master Race!

2715076 You wish to overthrow our Führer. The balls are big in this one, I sense.

2715120 Overthrow? Naah. If I did, then I'd be nominating myself as leader....

2715128 Isn't Dead Lock banned?

2715137 Hmm? He is?

2715137 Apparently he was....Normal will have to take the job, he's third in command. If he dies or whatever...I'll take the reigns

2715076
He's currently sleeping.

A very tactful rise to power indeed.

2715178 As long as you're not dead...you're the new Füher unless Hoofler returns

2715191
...he's not planning to return.
I know him in real life

2715195 Ahh. Well, then you're the new Füher I guess

2715204
Heil Normal!

2715212 Heil! I'll fix the structure on the front page I guess

2715218
I just consulted with him, he puts me in charge anyways.

2715222 That leaves 2nd and 3rd command spots open

2715233
Why yes it does..

2715233
We should get more females in here

2715290 Indeed

2715320
Hopefully they're all to busy in the kitchen making sandwiches for guys to eat to get on the internet

2715212 NEIN! I heil to Hoofler only!

2729668
Why am I not good enough~? I know him personally, you know.