Q: What did Princess Luna do on the moon when she was sent there by the tyrant sunbutt?
A:

1915051 ARE YOU A MMMMBITCH WHO LIKES MMMMBANANAS?!

1915051
Day 589: I've still done nothing productive.

1915051
I like to think spent her time either masturbation, or making moondust angels.

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1915064
Yes.

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Consider how ecstatic and happy she was when she returned. You don't get that happy without first experiencing a thousand years of pleasurable bliss.

1915115 WELL THEN YOUR AN MMMMBITCH WHO LIKES MMMMBANANAS
ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON~

1915051 I think she spent her time exploring the moon. (kinda like when she was woona.) And had a crazy adventure.

1915135
*shakes head*

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Also that fact that she sounded like she was having an orgasm every time she spoke.

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You know what, never mind...

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The mental imagery.
Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon ecstatically jerking herself off for 1000 years, experiencing naught but extreme self-pleasurable bliss.

1915222
I'm pretty sure she'd get sick of it after the first few years or so, or if not that, she'd suffer from unbearable hoof-cramps.

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Both are valid points.
But have you ever considered that she wasn't alone on the moon?

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1915242
You underestimate Princess Luna. She can masturbate for astronomical lengths of time and experience monolithic amount of masturbatory pleasure without giving out.

1915269 Yeah, betcha ya didn't think of THAT one.

1915263
Then she would have fucked for 1000 years, my point stills stands; she experienced naught but sexy times during her exile.

1915298
#Bullshit

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Still, she would have gotten sick of it after 1000 years, even if she wasn't alone.

1915347
And she did it all while fantasizing about Princess Celestia in a tanning salon while wearing a thong and bikini.

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Here is yet ANOTHER thought.
What if said somebody was an alien only capable of asexual reproduction? (it means no partner)

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Then the two of them would have masturbated to each other for 1000 years. Occasionally the alien would masturbate Luna, or vice versa, to switch things up a notch.

1915374
Asexual aliens wouldn't even know masturbation and plus, Luna didn't do any of this on the moon.She did this:

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Luna would have taught masturbation to the alien.

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I don't think you understand what the term asexual means...

1915413 AGAIN SHE DID THIS!

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time to put this.
>Taking me seriously.

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>Implying I ever don't take something seriously

1915448
You definitely shouldn't make a clopfic about this theory. I totally wouldn't read it. Hint hint.

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I can't write clop to save my life.

1915638
That sentence didn't even make sense.

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It does. It means I can't write clop, even if my life depended on it.