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I friendzone Princess Cadence.
That's okay, I never fancied her anyway.

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Also, the one that isn't a pony is Gilda.

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Nawwwww.

i get licked on the cheek by cadence

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Lol wut.

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i get licked on the cheek by cadence

Chrysalis licks my cheek.

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Lul wut again.

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April 3rd? I'm April 5th!

1904085 Find out that Princess Celestia is my blind date. The Tyrant Sunbutt?!?! NO!!!!!! Make way for the rightful ruler. Princess Fluffle Puff!

I got Friendzoned by Spitfire, *meh* she's not my favorite anyway, *softly crying*

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we are the same

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What?

A romantic date at Subway with Gilda. Gilda, romantic? Sure, I can totally see that.
~N

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The. Same.

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Both April 5th?

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No
But we are twins now
You are my internet twin

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I have a romantic date in subway with Twilight. Subway, as in the restaurant? Well this should be... interesting.

I am married to Pinkamena...?

Me: Can you show me how to make your awesome CUPCAKES??!?!??!?!

: Sure! Just lemme pick a number.....

Me: Who is it?

: Rarity.

Me: SWEET! She is a b**** anyways! This will be awesome!