Hotel Critic
a fanfic base on a dream by: Jaden (StarBot)
Takes place in a AU were humans and ponies are together
I had this weird dream. And almost everyone was in it.
Pico and Pica
Umachan and his GF
Windy Scamper
Emerald
Comet Tail
Regidar
Normal
ThaumicSlime
Fiddlesworth the Bear
Lord Ershwin Wholewheat
StarBot
and of course Windwaker
The dream was about that we all live and work at a Hotel
Umachan and his GF are the bosses
ThaumicSlime and Lord Wholewheat are the co workers
Normal and Fiddlesworth were the Hichmans for them
Regidar was the Janitor
And everyone else were sent to do whatever what Umachan said
It was a funny ideal, so I wanted to make a fanfic about it.
But I need the personally of everyone to order to do that

1665480 Well I like to make a lot of my choices by rolling dice if that helps.

1665480 In all seriousness though I'd like to see you try this.

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I approve! and my role makes complete sense!

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Sounds interesting. I actually worked in a hotel one summer doing front desk stuff.

Lemme tell you, the parties we used to have were legendary.

1665480 but if you need a personality and look here it is for me.

I'd be an earth pony with a really cheesey orange curly mullet of a mane a pencil thin mustache a creme colored coat and a cutie mark that would be a loaf of bread

Personality would be extremely egotistical.

Fiddlesworth would be a bear with a top hat monocle and wearing sketchers.

He can probably describe his personality better because the only thing that comes to mind when I think of it is gross.

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Alright... School started... So when the weekend has started... I will be writing as heck... And Comet is helping me too.

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Funny thing... In the dream... You give us (mostly Theater) a hard time. You was like Benson... From Regular Show, but evilish...

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You was the comedy release type of guy... You would you our secrets agnist us. Or kill try to Theater/us sometimes

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I don't know what you were trying to say there soooo...yeah sure! but if you need to know my personality it mainly composes of looking out for myself, greed, and a LOT of puke.

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Benson from "Soap" and... well "Benson"?

Yeah, I could see that. Although I have much fairer complexion than he does.

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Ok...

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Did I spell his name worng? Ok it's Benson

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Oh! That Benson. Sorry my mind was in sitcom land and thinking of the Robert Guillaume character of Benson (spelled the same way of course) from Susan Harris' brilliant cult TV show called "Soap". He played the wise talking butler/cook for the rich Tate family. He loved the mother and two of her kids, showed nothing but contempt for her husband and practically ignored the middle child. He left after the first season to headline in his own show called appropriately "Benson" where I think he ran the Governor's household and eventually enterred politics. I haven't seen many episodes of that show but it just never did anything for me.

That's cool, Regular Show Benson it is. Now stop slacking off and bring me a whole wheat donut.

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