As interpreted by Shining Armor

I love pretty pink mares they make me feel so good
I love tri colored hair it makes me feel so bad
When they're around they make me feel
Like I'm the only colt in town
I love pretty pink mares they make me feel so good

They don't care if I'm a role playing gamer
They're not frightened by my shy exterior

They don't ask me questions
They don't want to scold me
They don't look for answers
They just want to hold me
Isn't this fun
Isn't this what life's all about
Isn't this a dream come true
Isn't this a nightmare too

(Repeat first verse)

They don't care about my inclinations
They're not frightened by my revelations

Uh oh take a second take
Uh oh it's a mistake
Uh oh I'm in trouble
Uh oh that pink mare was just so pretty

Too pretty, too pretty, too pretty
Isn't this what life's all about
Isn't this a dream come true
Isn't this a nightmare too...

And I don't care what ponies say
And I don't care what ponies think
And I don't care how we look walking down the street

(Repeat Chorus)

(Repeat first verse)

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You are a witch. Only some dark creature of the night could reply that quickly.

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A spectacular representation of the fiend in song form.

(Breaking character for a moment: Posted, that song's stuck in my head now, and that's an awful thing to do to another person. For shame. )

I believe bats' depravity goes further than even this theme song. Indeed, only this classic song by the by the late, great Eartha Kitt properly expresses the horror that is bats.