Today marks a new era in the age of bronydom.

Today was the first step fourteen people have taken the initiative to attempt to wipe clean the slate of debauchery that has overtaken My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic by digging in our heels and standing up to the all-consuming mound of filth and disgust that is bats.

What we have accomplished today may not seem like much, but one does not walk before crawling, unless you're the Walking Baby, in which case I commend you on your freakish mutation and frankly terrible super-power.

By binding together as brothers, sisters, mothers, and potential future besties, we are making a statement that we will not stand for perverted ships such as those that bats creates, and we shall take strides towards other, more inferior ships, such as Appledash fairly soon.

Do not fret the future, for our work today, our work tomorrow, and our work the day after Sunday shall usher in an era of peace and calm to the Bronydom, where we are all pure, like-minded individuals with nary a perverted thought in our mind.

Victory may be slow, but like a wildfire, we shall overtake the bronydom and consume the unworthy, just like a wildfire overtakes a forest and only burns the sinners alive.

You're days are numbered bats. Soon, or maybe later, you will stand before your purified peers and be forced to face judgement, where you will forever be banned from FIMFiction forever and then some.

Remember my friends: love and tolerance for all things (except those that we disagree with)

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Remember my friends: love and tolerance for all things (except those that we disagree with)

Agreed!

~Skeeter The Lurker

Bring that bastard down!

1420045 I apologize for the inconvenience and have made the change as necessary.

1420068 Very well then.

Yo muthafucka, I took yo advice and fixed mah fuckin' shit, go take a lookinskie and tell mah ass watchoo think. Bitch.

My urban is a bit rusty, please give me some leeway.

He cannot escape the fires of judgement for long. The truth shall descend on his wickedness like an angel of fury!

1421901 *Adjusts tie* Please do not refer to "angels" when around me.

Amen. So long, bats. You're through.

1421901 We can pray to Faust that his demonic soul can be reformed in the forges of Heaven, but I shall hold no hopes for him. He is too steeped in lust, his hand dealt in the pornography of ponykind for too long.

First Twidash shall be cleansed of him, then ALL of bronydom.

We shall cleanse the world of the plague known as Twidash and fill the world with glorious Raritwi! Unicorn master race!

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Mayhaps, but I shall hold vigilant in my faith that, given time, even his soul may be purified in the cleansing fires of the lord above. The first step will be cleansing the TwiDash of his wicked soul, and the first step is always the most difficult. Once that is achieved, the rest should follow accordingly and maybe one day his spirit shall rest in purified peace.

He shall be an example to all of his kind.

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1425066 Faith alone protects what little purity this fandom has left, and we our its bearers! Take pride in our purity, all manner of beasts, devils, demons, and pornographers shall be cleansed under our sharp, pointy points of God's high heels! Faust, the most glorious angel of creation be with us!

PONE FOR THE PONYGOD!