I HAVE SMOOZEY NEWS! REJOICE, FOR SMOOZE HAS BEEN BROUGHT BACK!

From the depths of Tartarus, Smooze has been set free, his shackles shattered by JenkinsRevenge.

The anarchist community of B0NER has brought this god-like entity back to life! Soon, Equestria will be freed from the oppressive tyranny of the Royal Pony Sisters! With Smooze leading us, we will take Celestia's throne, eradicating the malicious government that has for so long chocked the ponies of Equestria!

A treaty was formed with the great lord of muk, through communications such as singing and poetry. Rejoice! Our victory is at hand hoof! It is our goal, that within the next decade we will send a man to the moon take Equestria back the unjust and liberate it from his governmental hold! With this new era will come war peace and death prosperity! To arms, for we will ride for Canterlot, we will ride for Celestia's throne, to arms! For soon, very soon, we ride, TO TAKE BACK EQUESTRIA!

Official B0NER thread will be moved to this forum shortly. That is all. Equestria will be ours.

Unfortunately the war has to delayed for 2.5 years due to annual tea parties, daily birthday games, weekly ice cream socials, and series of unwanted commercials.

The revolution will come, but for now we must be patient, damn those Viegra commercials.

Wait no more ladies and gentlemen, the time for war has begun. Join the ranks of the mighty Smooze Group, sign-up to be featured in our group story, the Smoozian Empire, and prepare to take back Equestria for our gooey god!

That is all. Equestria is ours.

Hey, you gotta have dem ice cream socials

Now Ima go shove medicine up my ass.