It not that great, but I kinda wrote a song. Though I just reused the music to Babs Seed, and put different words to it. Still think it could be better, but...

Bad Gateway
[Cutie Mark Crusaders]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Apple Bloom]
First we thought fimfiction was really, really sweet
Some new fics to have, and it seemed like such a treat

[Scootaloo]
But then we found the truth 'bout the server that they leased
It went from fab, yeah, to a pain, and then it ceased.

[Apple Bloom]
And everywhere we click, it's just a page ahead

[Cutie Mark Crusaders]
Bad Gateway, Bad Gateway, what we gonna do?
Loading the page is gonna fail,
It's gonna die, it's gonna bail

Bad Gateway, Bad Gateway, if you get a 502,
It won't run, it's down for me.
Gotta wait, don't you see?

Bad Gateway, Bad Gateway, it's just a bad, bad gateway.

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Apple Bloom]
Reloading constantly, well we know it isn't right
But Cutie Mark Crusader 'fics are somewhere on this site.

[Scootaloo]
Oh, the page will load soon, and then we'll have some peace again
But for now, we'll keep refreshing until then

[Apple Bloom]
And everywhere we click, it's just a page ahead

[Cutie Mark Crusaders]
Bad Gateway, Bad Gateway, what we gonna do?
Loading the page is gonna fail,
It's gonna die, it's gonna bail

Bad Gateway, Bad Gateway, if you get a 502,
It won't run, it's down for me.
Gotta wait, don't you see?

Why so buggy? Why won't it load?
Why so laggy? Why has it slowed?
Can't it be nice? Can't I pm friends?
Isn't it sad? Is this how fimfiction ends?

Bad Gateway, Bad Gateway, it's just a bad, bad-
Bad Gateway, Bad Gateway, it's just a bad, bad-
Bad Gateway, Bad Gateway-

[Scootaloo]
It's just a bad, bad gateway!

--Sweetie Belle

Note: I put a copy here, too, but didn't seem to be able to add it to the group...

1058025
ohgodmysides

1058025 that is incredibly hilarious. good job.

1058040>>1058050>>1058106

Thanks!

It does have a few rough spots if you try to sing it, but looking back, they aren't as bad as I thought. Though you'd have to try to sing "Bad Gateway" in the same space as "Babs Seed" with an extra syllable. Doable, but a little awkward.

Same goes for "Is this how fimfiction ends?" vs. "Is this how it all ends?"...

1058025>>1058040>>1058050>>1058106

I tried to deliberately sing badly, and it just ended up sounding like I'm screeching.

Still, I have too much time, and had to do this

1058262

Well, if you're going to sing it, the least I can do is provide a picture...

--Sweetie Belle

1058221

Possibly replace "Bad Gateway, Bad Gateway, what we gonna do?" with "Bad Bad, Gateway, what we gonna do?"

And thanks for putting that earworm of a song back in my head.

1058300

That works in some of the spots. "Bad Bad Gateway, it's just a bad, bad gateway" doesn't sound quite right to me, though.Otherwise, that does help with the syllable problem.

And no problem. Though I could always try to get "Perfect Stallion" stuck in your head instead...

--Sweetie Belle

1058025 HYEZ

1058262

that's. amazing