852675 *a pony fully plated in black armor stands over the creature, which lies dead.* *Looks at you with glowing red eyes.* *Turns invisible.* (problem? :D )
852710 *hind legs ping off of the pony's armor harmlessly, but still surprises him nonetheless* "What the Hell?! How'd you know where I was?!" *moves to different location, still invisible.*
852778 *Silence.* "...That's not true. I can't be seen by any eyes or camera, can't be heard by any ears or microphones, can't be detected by any magic, telepathy, motion trackers, radar, sonar, echolocation, electrical/thermal filters, and can't even be smelt by noses. There's only one kind of technology that I know of that can see me, and i'm pretty sure it doesn't exist here yet. So ask him again. How. Does. He. Know. Where. I. AM?!"
853547... IT'S NOT FAIR, JUST BECAUSE I'M JUST SOMEONE'S MENTAL ILLNESS DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF ME! (I hope you read that in a squeaky british accent)
Watch out for horrifying monsters that will most likely scar you for life
852396 what's with yo- SCREEEEEEEECH
GOD DAMMIT, SHUT UP
852423 that's for me to know... And you... To find out
But for now follow me. I want to show you something *strange smile on face*
852435 opens old steel door and you see what must be tons of mutated ponies in huge test tubes
"They came with the place... Not that I own it."
852452 I found them here, I swear!
852463 my thoughts exactly!
But... They kind of look like the creature we found. The one that goes sc- SCREEEEEEECH
GOOD TIMING!
852484 screeches even more and runs at you
"Yeah... I don't think that worked"
852492 "oh I don't know, why don't you ask it?"
I love sarcasm
852506 *flys away*
See ya
852523 ... I was coming back
852530 hey, burner was in their somewhere...
852535>>852540 *an explosion sounds from inside, followed by another screech*
852618 you're why we can't have good things... Whatever your name is
No response.
(I thought you guys were outside...?)
852656 I went back in for my friend
852675 *a pony fully plated in black armor stands over the creature, which lies dead.*
*Looks at you with glowing red eyes.*
*Turns invisible.*
(problem? :D )
852680 hmm... I won't question it.
Burner?
852682 There's a long pause.
"Who's Burner...?" comes a male voice out of nowhere.
852691 not the voices again.... Wait, but this one is American...
852695 "wait... How do you know what America is...?"
852699 long story.
Wait... If you were one of my voices you'd know that
you moron, he's invisible
Ok, then were is he?
kick your hind legs
*ping*
Oh, hi burner
852710 *hind legs ping off of the pony's armor harmlessly, but still surprises him nonetheless*
"What the Hell?! How'd you know where I was?!"
*moves to different location, still invisible.*
852718 where now?
in the fan!
852731 *Keeps moving to new locations*
"ANSWER THE QUESTION!!"
852739 should I tell him?
he looks like he's seen some things
So?
*sigh* yes, you moron
Voices, whispers in my head. I got him in the equestria asylum
852754 *a pause.*
"That doesn't answer my question. How do y- *sigh* how does he know where I am?"
852758 ... I... I'm not quite sure...
852770 "Then ask him."
852772 well?
Ok... He says you're only invisible to the eyes of ponies
852778 *Silence.*
"...That's not true. I can't be seen by any eyes or camera, can't be heard by any ears or microphones, can't be detected by any magic, telepathy, motion trackers, radar, sonar, echolocation, electrical/thermal filters, and can't even be smelt by noses. There's only one kind of technology that I know of that can see me, and i'm pretty sure it doesn't exist here yet. So ask him again. How. Does. He. Know. Where. I. AM?!"
852778 "Unless... wait. Who is the voice...?"
852830 that, he won't tell
But he is none of those things
853004 *more silence.*
"Then answer me this... How do you know what America is...?"
853016 experiment, accident, law saying you have to wear clothes.
I was turned into this bald monkey thing. I called it a smelly
I was surrounded by smellies
I was apparently in this place called Las Vegas, which is in America
853140 "..."
"...What were you experimenting with...?"
853153 don't ask me, ask thAt corpse
853157 "What...? What corpse? What are you talking about?!"
853159 that dead body? Yeah, that was experimenting on me
Before it was dead
853167 (what does it look like, btw )
853169 remember the thing you killed
John Screecherson
Screeeech
But enough about me, what about you? *i stop smiling*
853187 "...That's none of your concern."
853201 i wouldn't say that. Your suit wasn't built to protect you from us!
853213 "...What?"
853220 Harry, what are you doing?
DONT CALL US THAT! YOU, WHY ARE YOU HERE?
853237 *chuckles.* "and who might you be...? Are you the 'voice'?"
853291 ... SHUT UP
853484 "HOhoho... did I strike a nerve there...?"
853547 ... IT'S NOT FAIR, JUST BECAUSE I'M JUST SOMEONE'S MENTAL ILLNESS DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF ME! (I hope you read that in a squeaky british accent)
853567 "Hmhmhmhmhmhmmm..." A pause.
"...So... what are you...?" his voice has lost almost all amusement.
853575 i am what you call a mind parasite
Wait, what?!