You all saw that little section on the bottom of the front page, right? The one with excerpts from a whole bunch of riffs hosted on the site? As of now, there are 130 of those quotes, at least 20% of them (and that's rounding WAY down) being right out of my own work. And no, I'm STILL not done adding shit to it.

Basically, I'm asking about quotes that you all think should be added. I want to TRY and cut down on stuff from my own riffs, but I'm not saying don't name any off if there are some you like. If there was a quote from a riff that really stuck out to you as hilarious, by all means put it here! Just be sure to let me know what riff it came from and by who, especially if you're rattling it off from memory.

Is there a list for all of the quotes?

904603 Not an up-to-date one, not to my knowledge.

904085 "BAD IMAGE GO AWAY!" -twow443

904603 904854 Actually, I did make one a long time ago after an inquiry about a list was made. A list of all the quotes in the box can be found HERE. It was out of date, so I updated it with all of the quotes that are now in the box.

904889 But the pain will last foreveeeeeeer...

905072 Noooooooooooo

(Also, did you get my PM?)

905339 Affirmative, good sir. You should have recieved an email from Weebly by now. If you haven't let me know and I'll try again. You should know the basic procedures from there on out...

Just going through some of my old riffs, and I saw this line. It gave me an urge to kill myself, and I wrote it.

Pinkie: You just made one crucial mistake-
[...]
Pinkie: -you pissed of the Pink!
Lewis: Never say that ever again.

Some other quotes I found:

Rarity: (Facehoof because of intro)
Twilight: (Facehoof because of ‘ponyvill’)
Lewis: (Facepalm because he doesn’t want to be left out)

Lewis: Because if I was in combat, I would look at dangerous thing instead of, oh, I don’t know, getting out of the way!

Lewis: We are the ninjas who say... NIH!
Rainbow & Twilight: NIH! NIH!

Just for the Monty Python reference

Some from my Non-Canon Fo:E Riff;

Hawk: (Singing) I’m siiinging in the balefire!

Kipper: Past tense of Seahorse Gulch.
Bakewell: Sawhorse. Seehorse. WillBeSeeinghorse?

Bakewell: You ever met Death? Pretty nice fellow. Likes curry. That rat of his creeps me out, though.

Ashen: Holy Run-On Sentence Batman!
Bakewell: Wait. Who has the scars? Who is the unicorn? What’s a Batman?

Kipper: That’s a silly name. You shall henceforth be known as Bacon Rain.
Hawk: Agreed.
Ashen: Mmm... Bacon...
Bakewell: Hey! Pigs are friends, not food!

And some from my upcoming 10th riff;

Lewis: That’s a complete findmuck!

Lewis: Annoying redundancy annoys me.
Adam: That’s hypocritical, you hypocrite!

Adam: Waddup? B. Erry Punch in da house!

Yeah, all of these are from me. I get bored, okay!

So THAT'S how you do line breaks in that random quotation javascript! >.< I can't believe in all the time I had that code, it never occurred to me to use HTML tags! #toosmartbyhalf

That said, you can credit these to Game Over MST. Take your pick. I tried my best to not throw everything, and I know I left out one really good one because it didn't make sense without the fic there to provide context. And this is only from the first one; apparently, my comedy standards are way too loose.

Calcutta: 'Ey, Ah already apologized fer drivin' us straight inta the Nether, alright?!

SC: And right off the bat, you can tell it's FIMFiction.
666: Or anything besides FanFiction.net, really.

666: Oh thank you very much for that mental picture!
Sparkz: You're welcome! :3

Sparkz: GEE, I wonder whatever show could that be!

all: WELCOME TO THE HERD. ~Happy happy herd day, from all of us to you / We wish it was our herd day, so we could party too, HEY!~

666: That was rather quick.
Sparkz: Well brony conversion rates have risen 100% in the last three to four years.
SC: ...Three to four years is how long the show's been on by now.
Sparkz: So? Still true.

Calcutta: 'Ow in tarnation does a cartoon do that?
SC: The animators know how to hack life's source code?
Sparkz: Wonder if it's anything like modding Minecraft?

Calcutta: Stephanie Whonow?
SC: She's either the author of the Twilight books or the singer of “Call Me Maybe,” I can't keep track of those sorts of things.

Sparkz: Silly author! When the rest of the world doesn't matter, every time is pony time!

SC: And theeeeere's the jumping shark.

Sparkz: “Wait” is now totally our new catchphrase.

Sparkz: That's fanist!
Calcutta: ...Come again, pardner?
Sparkz: Fanist. Y'know, like being racist, only with fandoms.
666: So, an eighth of the posts on Tumblr?
Sparkz: Or half of Facebook.

666: Maverick, despite being themed after westerns, your name comes from a city in India that the General only went with because he misheard a Sesame Street song. You can never be sure what is a name and what isn't.

SC: ...Yeah, that's how “the past” works.

Sparkz: What does a cutie mark for delusional fanboyism look like?

Sparkz: My memory's spotty; what MLP fics do we actually read, anyways?
SC: Well, my primary sources are Equestria Daily and... other bronies' riffs.
Sparkz: So either crème de la crème or rock bottom. Good to know our consumption of MLP fanfiction is schizophrenic.

SC: 404 error: thought not found.
Sparkz: He's been getting that one for awhile.
Calcutta: Chad o' the bossman?

Sparkz: ...I wanna riff that. We'd probably get better material out of it.

SC: ...GAH!!
Sparkz: Oh my Arceus, you actually Googled it!
SC: Shut. Up.

666: We're not singing that song twice in one riff.

666: Men, we've lost Fluttershy.
Sparkz: But she's too cute to be tainted! ;^;

Sparkz: So... magic is believing?
SC: Never say that again.

And it was only after I made that post did I find that one line I put in a comment on the original Google document that lead to the site was the very first thing used in the random quotation. I'm flattered, really.

Another batch of nominated quotes, this time from the first half of my second riff. Once again, they can be credited to Game Over MST.

Dammit, lieutenant, “do not interfere” includes your stupid pickup lines!
-- 666

SC: That? That's my literature projector. It turns written literature into movies.
Sparkz: It also turns fanfiction into movies!

SC: I'm a dimension-hopping mad scientist that spent years trying to take over the multiverse. How different you are is irrelevant.
Sparkz: I have a pancake hat. Your argument is invalid.

Sparkz: Who's willing to bet this guy'll trip every single MS litmus test we throw at him at by the end of the first chapter?
Calcutta: Sucker's bet.

666: Could this not have been handled with dialog? It seems it should be handled with dialog.
Sparkz: I'd rather handle it with a pair of tongs while wearing a hazmat suit.

Thirteen years and he's played video games and watched TV, yet never seen a movie?
-- SC

SC: ...Was that supposed to be witty? Should I be laughing right now?
666: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Oh goodie, he's losing his mind. That'd probably be an entertaining watch.
-- SC

Sparkz: (dopey) I can't grammar today. I have the dumb.

You were doing so well.
-- SC

Calcutta: Wait a minute, they only got one glove?
Sparkz: Divorcee.

SC: I suppose from the rear, it would be more visible.
Sparkz: Hey, that's my line!

SC: OK but seriously, that was the worst way Rarity could manifest.
Sparkz: Would you say it was the WORST. POSSIBLE. THING?!
SC: ...Given shooting dresses or something would at least be funny to picture, yeah, I'd say it is.

That would require him to pass customs first. I think they've started confiscating Marty Stus now.
-- SC

Excuse me, WHAT.
-- SC

You are neither qualified nor worthy to impersonate Wario!
-- Sparkz

all: ~Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?~
666: Fantasy. Definitely fantasy.