Anyone who actually finds this, please don't take it seriously, its late at night and I am feeling kinda inspired

What is this group for exactly? Well think of kitchen Nightmare, now put it in a Fan Fiction website. I am looking for a team, a squad, a group or even a pile of Amigos (Ran out of grouping words) who will be happy to search some of the most remote places of FIMfiction.net and discover Trainwreck stories beyond repair and to fix the fuckers up, equip them with ideas and amazing grammatical skills and basically swear angrily at people for no good reason whilst pretending to somehow help them but of course in the end we actually help them and then mindlessly blog and shamelessly promote ourselves as a group.

But for serious this group is not a group for people who want their stories read, this group is not for editing, this group is for people who have free time like me to edit and pre read complete trainwrecks and somehow fix it while doing everything I just wrote before,so send us your worst story and if its seriously bad then we will fix it, if its only slightly bad then we tell you to fornicate a screwdriver so yea.

Oh and only join if you fit the description below
A brony
Has A LOT OF FREE TIME
Likes to criticize constructively
Must have chiseled abs (Oh wait thats for the spartan ad nvm)
Must NOT ask us to read their story.