This group, «NEIGH» movement, is for people devoted to the true lord and savoir - Knighty.
We seek to bring about joy and happiness as we spread around the knowledge of Knighty and his deeds.
We compel ourselves to follow the 10 holy laws (as dictated by the grand philosopher P. H. Nefarious):
1 It is okay to call hooters 'knockers', juggs and sometimes snack trays;
2 It is wrong to be French;
3 It is okay to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder;
4 Transgendered people are bad people - see rule 3;
5 It is okay to drive a gas guzzler, IF it gets you babes;
6 Everyone should carpool except Knighty;
7 Bring back the word 'stewardesses';
8 Synchronise swimming is NOT a sport;
9 Mud rustling IS a sport (as long as females are doing it); and
10 Every day ye shall clop to the likeness of Knighty.

This movement will only accept the ones who are utmost devoted, no heretics such as 'Art Inspired'. All those who might oppose Knighty - or fail to abide to his word and laws - will be put in the giant meat grinder.

Now, disciples of Knighty, go and spread love and tolerance around the world.