Fuck you.
I fucking hate you all.
I only write to spite people.
I'm a sad little boy who runs off of hate and rage and painkillers.
Fuck you.

1361661 <3

1361661 Amen.

1361661 still love ya

1361661 Best message Z-ever

1361682 irk

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ily2breh

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I'm an old ugly bitch fuelled by psych meds, weed, and cheese. (Seriously, I eat a lot of cheese.)

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Ooh, painkillers! In all seriousness, we all do love you. If we have similar ideas of love, that is.

1361804 cheese is nice.

1361806 what is love?

1361816

BABY DON'T HURT ME

1361816
In my perceptual universe, whatever I decide it is.

1361827 THAT WASN'T YOUR QUESTION TO ANSWER

1361834 I see. Different from my perception, but I love you all the same.

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1361836

Does that mean I'm due for a spanking?

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AND LO FOR HE HAS SPOKEN!

1361661 Amen.

1361858 ohmy

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I'll take that as a yes . . .

1362042 If I shake you too much you'll go flat
You sure you want me to do this?

1361661 ur stil a faget <3

1361661

SO SAYETH THE LAWD.

I knew it! The LORD really does love us!

Time to sacrifice a lamb.

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love you too regi

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I would be happy to sacrifice my carbonation to you, O Mighty Regidar!

1363252 OHMY

1363834

YOU CAN HEAR HIM SAYING IT EVERY TIME THE GIF RESETS MY BRAIN

1364028 well enough foreplay, time for spanking

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1364407 So how do I do this? Can I just start slapping or...

this week in the adventures of the awkward virgin god

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Well, to be fair, I've been on the receiving way more than the giving, but IIRC, it's generally a good idea to go with smacks that sting just a little, so that it can build up over time and not immediately overwhelm with pain.

And, honestly, I'd watch the shit out of that movie. VIRGIN GOD = "I didn't know that would break her neck!"

1364511 Oh, that makes sense. Let me just get rid of these ropes and power drills and shit, think I may have been going a bit overboard.

I should write a story about that

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Keep the ropes; they might come in handy later. Or sooner.

Actually, go ahead and keep one of the power drills out, too.

Twilight Becomes An Alicorn And Accidentally Kills Her Sex Partner ^.^ I can't wait!

1364625 If I attach dildos to the end of the power drill, I think we could get something good going.

Expect it after my next two fics are out <3

1364673

Drilldo? Fantastic!

I look forward to it, My Deity.

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Drilldo

all of the yes