Draconaquis and the cmc get drunk and crash my car....I just have one thing to say

Draconaquis I trusted you with that car and the CMC...You got them drunk and they crashed my car

enjoy your time in prison

1542216
Clown Prince of Crime gives me a box and my favorite pony is inside of it? Y-you gave me Spitfire!? AAAaaaaaawwwww!!!! Thank you SO much!!

1542224 then I come over and take your filly spitfire

1542234
Then you take a .338 Lapua round through the skull.

1542216
LunnarStallion, and Sweetiebellma121 are juggling live grenades when they throw them at me.

Wait... if they're juggling the grenades, they would still have the pins right?
Unless Sweetiebellma121 pulled them out with telekinesis.

Well...
F#$%.

ScopeEva and Pinkie Pie challenge me to a duel.

I am okay with this.

1542247 I was taking her to visit my sweetie belle

1542250 live grenades means no pins

1542262
You should really ask my permission first. I thought you were foal-napping my precious Spitfire. Besides, I'd like to take her over there myself, just so I can wish her a fun day and all. Maybe you and I could even visit for a bit.

1542216
I'm so Sorry!
they were like "Hey, D, Have some of this cocaine and then let's go driving!"
I was like "Hell no! That would be irresponsible and completely immature!"
They said "But its pure Colombian! This is the good stuff!"

Then...Well, you know what happened. Don't worry about it, Sweetie's fine, Applebloom's a little bruised up, and Scootaloo only broke a wing. She didn't use em anyway.
I on the other hand, get to spend the next couple years dealing with inmates trying to knock the soap out of my hands.

Also, Lord Sozuke Aizen and Rarity come at me with knives. As if prison wasn't bad enough.

Blood sex and tears. Have a nice day!

1542275 I was even going to make her a cupcake

1542294
How would you react if someone just came up to your house and took your little filly? With me, it's kill first, ask questions later.

1542287
No less than what you deserve

1542265
But grenades only last a few seconds.

1542287 I forgive you no hard feeling (I put a small spade in the cake I sent you so you can escape from prison)

1542317 Well excuse me! I'd say it was pretty sick driving for someone loaded up on high quality cocaine and three rowdy foals in a sweet GMC

1542329 there magic grenades they have a 20 second fuse

1542332 Way to go! Escape Monte Cristo style! Also, in the picture up top, is Applejack glaring at me?

1542339
Ahh... I see now. Yep, screwed.

1542304 I understand completely thats why I made her a whole tray of cupcakes Sweetie and Spitfire had a lot of fun making them oh and heres a filly Rainbow dash

no hard feelings right

1542343 yes

1542216 What type of dance?

1542348 pretty much

1542261 maybe you'll play it while riding motorcycles

1542365 your choice

1542216 Wordsmith and Gilda are my father and mother and Pinkie is my sister...
I can live with this.

1542358
I'm so sorry I was going to shoot you! You're too kind. Cute little Dashie!

So me and luna and chrysalis and solidfire and metaknight. Dance the night away to a hybrid of the waltz and disco and break dancing.

CHEESE FOR EVERY ONE!

1542405 of course always happy to help

1542430 sounds like fun

1542216Rezz you bastard!

You pushed Nightmare Moon into a shark tank! Come here, I got a present for you!

1542216 MidnightBloom, Shadowmist, and Fluttershy juggle live grenades and toss them to me.

1542491 rezz's must have been drunk when he did that

1542216

Master Villain isn't in this.

1542216
Dark colt Santana, lord assume Sizemore, and Luna juggle live grenades then throw them to me.

1542532 I must have misssed him

1542216 me, dark colt sabata, lord sosoke Aizen and Spitire dance the night away.

Sounds awesome

1542405 I have a filly Cloudchaser and flitter would you like to trade anything

1542590
Trade what, exactly?

1542538 ouch

1542500 everyone seems to either be dancing or getting grenades thrown at them

1542595 ponies like do you have an apple bloom or a scootaloo or even a filly fluttershy

1542629
I have 15 GB of pony pictures on my laptop...

1542216 Dark Colt Sabata, King Sombra, and Diamond Tiara come at me with knives.

TAKIN' YOU PUNKS DOWN
RRRAAAAAAAAUGH!

1542645 (it was a Pokemon kinda thing) have you ever played ponymon?

1542689
Nope, never even heard of it.

1542809

it's a free rom hack where you use and catch ponies instead of pokemon

1542809 I was thinking of putinhg up a foe reborn as a pony game but I don't know any of the characters.
could you post six solo pics of the characters

1542216 Flame Bolt, Gilda, and Sombra come at me with knives.
They better think again...
Me: those aren't knives...

This is a knife