ok so Spitfire hosts a fighting tournament…my team of Sweetie Belle,Fluttershy,Princess luna and Twilight Sparkle are challenged by Rarity and her team of ponies which consists of Diamond tiara,silver spoon,King Sombra and prince Blueblood. Sorry Rarity get ready to lose

973670
>Rape.

Golden Harvest sneaks into my bed every night, well at least it is a female.

973670 I see if it's hostile or not. If hostile, I beat it, if not, I care for it.

Cadance holds a fighting tournament, my team consists of Spitfire, Queen Chrysalis, Pinkie Pie, and Scootaloo and I'm challenged by Tom the Rock whose team consists of Trixie, Berry Bunch (Not Punch), Lyra, and Discord

973684 I'm pretty sure it's punch like the drink

Discord will perform a poll dance whenever I want...um, can he not?

Me: Discord, whatever you do, do not pole dance
Discord: What's that, you want me to pole dance?
Me: No, I said do not pole dance!
Discord: Alright, if you insist *snaps his fingers and a random pole appears* hit it DJ
Vinyl Scratch starts playing music as Discord starts to dance around the pole
Me: I'm leaving for now
Discord and pole levitate off of the ground and start following me everywhere I go
Me: Leave me alone Discord
Discord: You keep saying things, but all I hear is "more dancing please"

973697

973692 I'm going with Bunch as it says cause I don't wanna hurt Berry Punch

I have three words for them...

I drink Cadance's milkshake(its better than yours)

973709 understandable
looks like berry "bunch" has a whip

Princess Celestia gives me bedroom eyes and a lustful smile. Looks like I'm getting some if I play my cards right

973731 Ball gag, beer, whip, and what looks like a shampoo bottle. Hey guys, I'ma fight Berry in a bedroom, have fun!

Rainbow Dash's hosting a fighting tournament. My team: Princess Celestia and Luna, King Sombra and Queen Chrysalis.
And we're fighting against... Spitfire's team.

Let the final battle begin!

Balance: ''You're suffering will be legendary, even in Hell!''
Princess Celestia: ''Stay on guard, my little ponies!''
Princess Luna: ''By the power of thy moon, tho shall be defeated!''
King Sombra: ''WRAAAAAHHH!''
Queen Chrysalis: ''Please, you are nothing compared to me, weak ponies.''

*Other team's eye twitches* ''BUCK THIS SHIT!''

Balance: ''Intimidating looks are always an advantage in battle.''
Celestia: ''But not just in battle. It can serve as an instant victory.''
Luna: ''And it makes other ponies to look at you with respect.''
Chrysalis: ''And some Dark is always makes you mysterious... which is attractive.''
Sombra: ''Hehhehhehee....''

*Dhanthas emerges out from Balance's right shoulder.*
Dhanthas: *steps to Chrysalis, grinning* I let you be on top and allow you to bite me.''
Chrysalis: *seductive look* ''Ohh, I like the idea.'' *steps close to him*
Dhanthas: *picks her up* ''But I would bite too, if it is allowed...''

*both goes somewhere, while Chrysalis coos*

*Princess Celestia, Luna and Balance share their looks.*
*Princesses starts smiling at him seductively*
Balance: ''But of course...'' *picks up both of them*

*They go to the castle, the two mare giggling*

Sombra: ''What the Hell?''

And that is how we won...
DI END!

973784 quite the ending

973849 Couldn't resist...

973745
looks like you won by default

973856 who was the other team anyway

973857 1 down... 4 to kill...

973870
trixie is ready

973892 Scootaloo! Unleash the Chicken!

Scootaloo: K!

Let no joyful voice be heard! Let no mare look up at the sky with hope! And let this day be cursed by we who ready to wake... the Chicken!

973863 The Wonderbolts.

973898 makes sense

973897 Scootaloo used giant chicken

Trixie used hate wheels

it was super effective

Scootaloo used used milksake party

it was super effective

973936 Hmm it seems we have a different definition of chicken, eh?

Chrysalis, you got Discord right?

973959 pic didn't work

973969 Fuck! How about now?

973979 oh ok
well scootaloo already won so now it's discord and chrysaliswho will win

973991 I guess me and Pinkie Pie will take Tom and Lyra while Spitfire helps Chrysalis with Discord.

Hmm... well one is a god of chaos who is probably immortal, and the other is a bug queen who reminds me of a Xenomorph... Oh dear, I probably should've chose Celestia

Chrysalis: Hey!

Oh come on, you know I love you

973907 Don't worry, we weren't about to kill them. As i said, intimidating looks can end a battle.

973979

is charging her attack

discord drinks chocolate milk

Chrysalis fires her attack

discord snaps his fingers

chrysalis was sent to the moon discord wins

974096 that it can

974108 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *smashes Tom into tiny pebbles* ... Well... 2 left... Wait, where's Pinkie and Lyra?

Oh well... everyone! Attack Discord!

974147 Discord used corruption on lyra

Lyra used shotgun on pinkie

it was super effective

974159 Pinkie no! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

973670 I get a surprise hug from Luna everyday!
My life is now complete!
Me : "Darn it...the last of the Luna plushies has been sold out..."
Luna: *surprise hug*
Me : *cries and hugs back* "At least I still have you for a few moments everyday."
Luna: *drags me to Equestria where we kill Celestia and rule the world with fairness and wealth*

974175
lyra is down all that remains is
all that remaind is

974242 ... Hmm... Discord, if you quit now, we'll let you go...

974257 Discord transformed into ultra discord

974270 Scootaloo, summon Mega Ultra Chicken...

Ok.

Spitfire: We're gonna die, aren't we?

Probably...

974287

the final battle begins

974315 Scootaloo, order it to attack!

K. Attack MUC!

MUC: *Attacks Discord*

974338
Discord's body is destroyed but his head separated from his body at the last second

973670 surprise hug from snowflake? *gulp* as in that over-muscled Pegasus?

974375

974383 i'm scared

974389 as would I in your place

974357 *Pops the Discord balloon head with a needle* Done and done?

974420 and the great battle finally came to an end....how do you feel about velociraptors

974415 snowdrop!.... i'm sad now.

974427 snowdrop must be snowflake's ancestor

974433 no, I don't think so. he's too loud. Snowdrop is somehow related to Fluttershy.