Welcome, children, to the Guild.
We hope you will find the family to your liking.
Our goal is to try to purify the ways of writingdom and the arts of creativity.
We search far and wide for the most Troubled, and either try to help them, or teach their authors what is wrong, and Redeem the Troubled story themselves or alter it for the good of all.
And those that willingly seek out our help, we shall help indeed, and perfect their art of the pencil. Whoever shall wish our aid shall receive it, and we shall make our best to aid those who seek us out.
Nothing is true, everything is permitted, nothing is perfect, everything can change.
Ex-Guild Master,
-Cortex Repository
We deem stories Troubled if they refuse advice and refuse to fix their problems. We do not deem every story we work on Troubled.
New-Guild Master
-Viper
This is kinda cute.
But really, I'd like to point out the Cartesian interpretation. If you take "Cogito, ergo sum" as the basis of existence, then the statement "nothing is true" makes no sense whatsoever. I think. I'm true.
If you DON'T take the Cartesian interpretation to heart, then you run the risk of nullifying your OTHER claim, that "nothing is perfect", for Plato's Cave can be seen as "perfection" if we're in it/not in it as the case may be.
So yeah, that kinda doesn't make sense. But hell, I'll stick around. Cool name.
Aww, this group is cute.
It is wonderful to see new apprentices join the family, children.
Go and make me proud, show the ways of writing to the world.
Nulla è vero, tutto è permesso, niente è perfetto, tutto può cambiare
I will live by these words. Thank you for accepting me into the guild. *bows*
*Bows* Masters.