Hello ladies and gents! I'm back from holi getting sma seeing the famil playing all of the games that I enjoyed in my childhood on a PSX emulator!

Thankfully, I can now bring you the short summaries that I have prepared for some of the games that I've been playing. (Not really spoilers)

Parasite Eve in 5 stages:-
1. Mitochondria
2. Mitochondria
3. Mitochondria
4. Bullshit Science
5. Opera

Resident Evil Two in 5 stages:-
1. Token Black Guy
2. My Unfortunate Namesake (Mr Brad 'Chickenheart' Vickers)
3. Incest
4. Awesome Music
5. Just... look up the final boss and enjoy your nightmares...

Resident Evil Three in 5 stages:-
1. STAAAAARS
2. STAAAAARS (And my namesake getting skullf***ed)
3. STAAAAARS
4. STAAAAARS
5. "You want STARS? I'll give you STARS." *convenient magnum*

And there goes my attempt at humor, fear not for it shall never happen again (Future Crimson is laughing right now) but I'm back now and DEAR GOD SO MANY NOTIFICATIONS AND UPDATES AND *Explodes*
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*reboot successful*
HAI!

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