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Ok, Churchy. If you're reading this....I'm gonna die

Oh, you are. And yet I'm still alive...crud.

Uh....so, anyways, just look at the title because Church is:

SO FRIKIN AWESOME!!!

Do you wanna know, Church, how much this gal likes you?

Didn't think so, now, on to the....thing with the stuffs...

Church, Church, he's a heckuva guy!
he shoves feels down your throat
for sticking words in your eye!

The measure of the pleasure
that he brings to all the land
can be found within the desert
if you counted all the sand!

A reason he's so pleasin'
ain't about this silly jingle
all the girls on FIMFiction
wanna know if Church is single!

Church, Church, what a helluva man!
Pity he's involved with a fellow named Stan!

TAH-DAH! ... I dunno. You inspired me, Kiara!

490979 Kiara! Don't scare me like that! Almost gave me a heart attack, you did!

People don't die, my dear. There's no such thing. People simply grow tired, and they fall asleep. Do you know what happens then? They dream. They dream from then on, about whatever they want. In fact, a friend of mine is dreaming right now, and he's probably livin' it up without me in whatever dream he wants to live in. They go to a beautiful place, wherever they want to live, however they want to live it. I can't really describe how wonderful it is, because I haven't experienced it. But it just goes to show you that dreams really do come true.

But don't you go dying on me anytime soon, Kiara. Churchy needs you. 'Cuz guess how much Churchy likes you?

Yeah, you don't wanna know.

So promise to stay with me, ya hear? And it's gotta be a Pinkie Promise.

Also, I agree. Church is most definitely swoon-worthy.

Thanks, Kiara.

- Churchy

491060 Stan? (I thought we agreed to not talk about last Saturday, Twifight).

Anyway, your poetry has moved me. I thought I'd write you one as well.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The world's a nicer place
As long as it has you

That's all I got. I suck at touchy-feely stuff.

Also, ladies, Church is single... for now

(never say "ladies", it's creepy...)

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Aw, I'm an inspirer! Aw, shucks!
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And, ooh, I Pinkie Promise!