RatherHomely 8 27 1

Joined December 2011
532 followers

RatherHomely's Stories (8)

Immortal
Forever is a long time...
2,838 words · 5,055 views · 231 likes · 4 dislikes
OH MY GOSH IS THIS THE TITLE!? CAN I NAME IT?! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE-
Pinkie Pie, shut up! No you can't name- You already did. Son of a...
2,464 words · 8,751 views · 331 likes · 11 dislikes
Extremely Terrible and Horrifying Stories
An author's attempt at making gory stories about ponies. It doesn't go very well.
18,013 words · 4,627 views · 150 likes · 4 dislikes
The Best Most Awesome Radical Character EVER!
A new pony is in Ponyville, and she seems to be practically perfect in everyway! Practically...
10,364 words · 6,089 views · 164 likes · 5 dislikes
You in Equestria: Let's Save a Kingdom
28,254 words · 17,580 views · 499 likes · 44 dislikes
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic the Gathering
16,447 words · 1,983 views · 77 likes · 4 dislikes
Of Pinkie Pie and a Wall
2,759 words · 1,252 views · 50 likes · 4 dislikes
Between a Rock and a Hard Place
3,100 words · 967 views · 46 likes · 4 dislikes

RatherHomely's Blog (27)

827

17,580

67 » You in Equestria: Let's Save a Kingdom

▲

▶

“Wait!” you shout. “I challenge you to… A contest!”

Her ears perk up. It seems you’ve piqued her interest. She halts her takeoff and turns back towards you. “Oh really?”

“Indeed,” you continue. “If I’m the victor, you must yield your neck to me and allow me to put the Element around it!”

“And if I win?”

“Oh, um…” You scratch your chin. “I didn’t really have anything in mind. Hopefully something neither embarrassing nor life threatening.”

“Alright…” Rainbow Dash gives a sly grin. “I think I have something in mind…” She tells you what your end of the bargain is. You blush furiously, but agree to her conditions. “Now that we have that out of the way, what’s the contest going to be?”

> A test of physical prowess.

> A battle of wits.

> Epic prank-off.

3,692 views

Comments ( 4 )

Post Comment
Refresh

RarityFigma

#1 · 52w, 2d ago ·

I like where this is going whether I win or not :pinkiecrazy:

Rontio

#2 · 52w, 13h ago ·

No matter the contest, I lose. May as well break my brain in the process!

RainbowWritesStories

#3 · 51w, 5d ago ·

I was like, "hey this option seems smart enough!" but then I remembered that the character is to dumb to even beat RD in reading...........EQUESTRIA IS DOOMED!!!!! :ajsleepy: :fluttercry: :pinkiecrazy: :rainbowderp: :raritydespair: :twilightoops: :applecry: