With a mighty heave, you chuck the Element at Pinkie Pie with all your strength. It sails right over her head, landing in a bucket labeled “Disenchanting Juice: Removes Enchantments Faster than you can Say ‘Crap, I Didn’t Want that to Happen’”.
“Gaargh!” you comment thoughtfully.
Nice job. I hear the Olympics are looking for people that they can use to demonstrate how not to perform the shot-put. You’d be prefect.
What now, Michael Phelps?