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RatherHomely's Stories (8)

Immortal
Forever is a long time...
2,838 words · 5,010 views · 230 likes · 4 dislikes
OH MY GOSH IS THIS THE TITLE!? CAN I NAME IT?! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE-
Pinkie Pie, shut up! No you can't name- You already did. Son of a...
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Extremely Terrible and Horrifying Stories
An author's attempt at making gory stories about ponies. It doesn't go very well.
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The Best Most Awesome Radical Character EVER!
A new pony is in Ponyville, and she seems to be practically perfect in everyway! Practically...
10,364 words · 6,004 views · 162 likes · 5 dislikes
You in Equestria: Let's Save a Kingdom
28,254 words · 17,287 views · 495 likes · 44 dislikes
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic the Gathering
16,447 words · 1,925 views · 77 likes · 4 dislikes
Of Pinkie Pie and a Wall
2,759 words · 1,216 views · 50 likes · 4 dislikes
Between a Rock and a Hard Place
3,100 words · 949 views · 46 likes · 4 dislikes

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With a mighty heave, you chuck the Element at Pinkie Pie with all your strength. It sails right over her head, landing in a bucket labeled “Disenchanting Juice: Removes Enchantments Faster than you can Say ‘Crap, I Didn’t Want that to Happen’”.

“Gaargh!” you comment thoughtfully.

Nice job. I hear the Olympics are looking for people that they can use to demonstrate how not to perform the shot-put. You’d be prefect.

What now, Michael Phelps?

> Well, you can't use the Element. Might as well use your wise words to convince her not to hate anything.

> Kick Pinkie’s ass! Given enough time, you’ll make sure she’s another color besides grey!

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