Today I went to the spa with Ms. Pinkimena Diane Responsibility Pie. The ooze of the mud bath was sickening, the bubbles popping in my face constantly. Pinkie just sank to the bottom. Somehow, her alligator ended up in here, chewing up my front left hoof. She told me about the fanfic Twililight was writing, and how boring it was. In the warm bubbling of the hot tub, she told me about breaking the fourth wall. Been there, done that. I told her to enjoy the hot tub, that apparently ment to her splashing the scalding stuff in my face. Gosh Pie.

While preening my feathers, the spa ponies told me about this new dragon. Rainbow Dash punched it in the nose, and the dragon started a bunny fire. The bunnies scattered, leaving Fluttershy with nothing to do. Pinkie used her fourth wall powers to kill the reptile. Somehow, that's how Equestria was made. Geez, Who is Pinkie possessing now?

In the spa I fell asleep in the hot tub, but Gummy woke me up, so I could find the Girls, Rainbow, Fluttershy, Rarity, Twilight, Pinkie and Applejack sitting in the water. Thankfully they seemed to subdue Pinkie enough so she wouldn't burn us alive. Fluttershy and Rarity told me to 'Praise Lord Smooze' as I left with Pinkie to go to her private spa.

As we arrived at Sugarcube corner, I saw the tub in her room. She made tater tots (?) and we hopped in the pool. It was much cooler than the other, and more comfortable. Gummy had his own mini-pool and was sitting, blowing bubbles through his nose (?). Pinkie is so strange.

Dinky called me with her unicorn magic, and I simply told her to go home. She was at Twist's house, playing tiddlywinks. I told Pinkie not to sing her orphanage songs while I was talking, and she didn't. It was her "I'm the Princess of the night" song. I told her to shut it but she sang louder. This is when I want Fluttershy's elephant to crash into stuff. Curses. I went to hang out with Luna, but I found her at the spa. She soon left, but I told her to stay. She said it was her week to tend to the garden. I love hanging out with friends! Bye spa!

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