Have you ever had a dream that just seemed so real, that it was impossible to say for certain that it was even a dream at all? A dream that, despite all of its impossibilities, seemed to re-write your entire perception of reality, re-writing your sense of what—and indeed, who—you are? Accepting change is hard enough as it is. But when you're a somebody who wakes up as a somepony, how do you cope with the impact such a drastic change has on your mind and body? With changes like these, it must surely just be a lucid dream—albeit a suspiciously accurate one—just brimming with potential and ripe for exploration. So you might as well suck it up and make the most of these distressingly…unusual circumstances, and seize this psychological adventure before you wake up and the dream ends.
After all, this couldn't possibly be real, so the dream must come to an end eventually…right?

One fantastic day, I was bored out of my skull. So, being a brony and all, I decided to try my hand at this new 'Equestrian MMO' game. Turns out, Discord is a troll and just decides to teleport me to Equestria 'cause he hates me. So now, cabbage! Of all the things I could have been charged with retrieving to get out of this hellhole, did it have to be bloody cabbage?! Why cabbage?! And why am I a freakin' pony, huh? Couldn't I have done this stupid quest while still being human? No? Too much to ask? Is it too much to ask to not be flung into the capital city through a goddamn game?! HUH? IS IT? Answer me!***********************A very silly story that will poke and prod at many of the cliches and funnies of the pony world. Don't take it too seriously.