Twilight Sparkle: librarian by day, monster hunter by night, and irredeemable cynic all throughout. Vampires? Simple. Zombies? Easy. Pretending not to see them every night? Now that is a challenge...
After a sudden realization about how Shining Armor became a Captain in the Royal Guard, Rainbow Dash hatches an insidious plot to become Captian of the Wonderbolts by following in his hoofsteps... by sleeping with a Princess, of course!
Why, hello there! I'm Twilight Sparkle, personal student of Princess Celestia and resident librarian. I'm also the laziest unicorn in Ponyville. Let me tell you about the time that I accidentally saved Equestria. Several times, actually.