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Thoughts at 6AM (didn't sleep)

Insomnia is a bitch. I'm doing far better with my new medication, but it's also been causing me to have loads of trouble falling asleep for the last three weeks. Every day it takes longer and longer to get tired, usually ending up with me staying awake until 9AM and then crashing. Sleeping during the day sucks because there's a huge renovation in my apartment house so basically every work day is
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51 weeks
Top 10 pony songs from G4 (cliché, I know)

I haven't written anything in a while. I've been stuck inside my own head with a lot of difficulties and mental issues, which are finally easing up. Let's just say that sometimes it's far better to stop hitting your head against a wall and instead take a step back and see if there's a door somewhere, you dig? Anyways, I wanted to write something light before I dive into another fic and try to
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82 weeks
Hey! You! You're above average!

Yes, I mean it.
For example, the average number of hands a person has is less than two. You probably have at least two hands, so you're above the curve. If you have less than two arms, I'm sorry, but also thanks for making the statistics nicer for the rest of us.
In other statistics
- 5/6 players admit to winning in Russian roulette, making it one of the safest bets!
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84 weeks
Thoughts at 2AM

Friendliness, politeness and respect are all priceless, yet free to give.
I'll try to remember that even more in the future.
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135 weeks
Offspring? Really??

I know if you're going to steal, steal from the best, but still... Offspring? Makes me even sadder that "Mob mob mob" was the only song from the movie that I legit liked.
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Oct

5th

2022

Hey! You! You're above average! · 11:25pm Oct 5th, 2022

Yes, I mean it.

For example, the average number of hands a person has is less than two. You probably have at least two hands, so you're above the curve. If you have less than two arms, I'm sorry, but also thanks for making the statistics nicer for the rest of us.

In other statistics
- 5/6 players admit to winning in Russian roulette, making it one of the safest bets!
- 9/10 people enjoy gang rape
- 100% of people who had the Spanish Flu died. Same will be true for COVID-19 in a few years.
- Seeing as how Earth is the third planet from the Sun, all countries are officially 3rd world countries.

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Cross Lament #2 · Oct 6th, 2022 · · ·

You probably have a below-average number of skeletons inside you, though.

Isseus

Isseus #3 · Oct 6th, 2022 · 1 · ·

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I have less bones in my body than the average human has, as males lack one rib. I do try to compensate, but at my age it takes some very raunchy material or Viagra.

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