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Sep
3rd
2022

The Joker In The Deck · 12:55am Sep 3rd, 2022

Greetings, fimfiction, Joker here! Well, I've gotten the itch to write an Assassinverse fanfiction again. But, you know, I've gotten tired of throwing the most lethal and well-known badasses in pop-culture at Amadeus Blueblood and his ilk and sending them on murder rampages, leaving dismembered corpses all over the place.

Then, I had an idea: why KILL the Traditionalists when I can subject them to a fate worse than death, reducing them to sobbing, broken wrecks begging for forgiveness for the rest of their miserable lives?

And so... allow me to introduce the latest fictional badass to be sicced on the Traditionalists.

Given how the Traditionalists are usually portrayed in the Assassinverse, they'd definitely have Palaces, or at least have a segment in some form of Mementos! Plus, Ren/Akira's public identity as a barista running his own version of Leblanc in Equestria would be the perfect cover. I mean, rich mucky-mucks like the Traditionalists would never suspect a lowly barista of being the demon-summoning smooth criminal that's subjecting them to mind control and basically brainwashing them.

This could be fun!

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