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I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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Jul
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2022

MLP Shorts - Episode 19: Lost in translation (my commentary) · 4:42am Jul 23rd, 2022

Captain Hook Hitch.
Auto-fire seems kind of dangerous.
Sunny laughs at how stupid her jokes are. Oh Sunny, you really are a joke.
Is that... Is that a spork?
"Not what I expected." What did you expect Sunny? Two mares going at each other in a bush?
Hitch shows his talents by... doing nothing.
Ponies can't understand animals. It's because animals have weird accents.
Hitch waits for war instead of preventing it.
Hitch's solution leaves everyone starving every second day.
Hitch sings a song for two days straight.
"I just made everything worse", says Hitch. "It's okay," says the Destroyer of the world.
Hitch figures out that if one species doesn't eat for a week it will die of hunger. No life, no problem.
Hitch votes for Leopard eating faces party and then wonders why a leopard ate his face.

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