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  • Today
    Believe it or not, I actually got some chores done today.

    And that's saying something, because if Diablo IV was this good at any point last year, it would have definitely been near the top of my Best Games of 2023. You know, instead of being omitted entirely.

    So let's just say that Armored Core VI absolutely just got smacked out of the running for Best Yesteryear Game.

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  • Thursday
    Tell Your Tale: Where The Rainbows Are Made

    This week, the Mane Six discover the Rainbow Factory.

    /sorrynotsorry

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  • Wednesday
    Updates and Such

    Well, as a thunderstorm rolls overhead (and hopefully doesn't knock power out), I thought I'd offer some updates on what I've been up to.

    Long story short, I'm pretty much in gaming overload at the moment.

    Horizon: Forbidden West (PC Version)

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  • 2 weeks
    Tell Your Tale: Written in the Starscouts

    This week... Holy crap! Lore!

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    It's tradition at this point.

    Hope everyone's week is going well!

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Jul
21st
2022

Tell Your Tale: Lost In Translation · 2:23pm Jul 21st, 2022

This week, we see more examples of things ponies mated with in the dark times warring over a single berry bush.

Seriously, was there anything they didn't fuck?

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Comments ( 9 )

Yeah, it is still weird seeing ordinary animals with pony features in G5. So has Maretime Bay always had them? You know, despite the racism? Because they make it seem like these two species have been fighting over who gets to munch on the bush for a while.

So this was just The Hooffields and McColts with a five minute runtime, right?

This is so like that episode The Hooffields and McColts but at least we get the chance to see hitch special ability like Fluttershy

I knew it! Their Xeno-loving ways have spawned these abominations!

SUMMON THE INQUISITION!

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They're escaped experiments from the labs of the Umbre- err, Canterlogic Corporation.

It was the Conversion Bureau runoff.

I liked actually hearing what Hitch hears when he talks to animals.

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Well I was wondering how Canterlogic could say their anti-mind reading caps work if they didn't have actual unicorns to test them against.

You know, I'm pretty sure there's a technique in horticulture where you can take a cutting from one plant and, with the right conditions and care, make it grow into a separate plant. Hitch is no farmer or gardener as far as we're aware, but substituting proper care with Earth pony magic (or maybe skipping step 1 and just applying Earth pony magic), this episode's problem could've easily been solved by Hitch growing a separate berry bush.

Oh my God I just realized party.MOV predicted ponies f…ing snails

Also really weird to hear an actual conversation between hitch and the animals

This episode was a bit too corny for my tastes. No hate on those who did enjoy it though.

I prefer to think that Fluttershy's gift was more about being able to detect emotions or super empath observational skills on top of a encyclopedic knowledge of animal biology or old-timey forester kind of thing.

Snails afaik don't even have vocal cords, at least not like mammals do.

As to the mixed animal thing, I'm going to suggest that it's just weird magic (plus everyone knows that putting a unicorn horn on top of anything makes it like 20% cuter/sellable)

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