Gamer girl down blanket~~!!!

Hi Pippsqueaks! Did you know that my very special wings shed anywhere from 10 to 50 fine, downy feathers every day?? In the shower, in the throne room, while I’m streaming, I shed everywhere…! Even when I’m playing Flappy Scootaloo on my phone in the toilet!

In fact, it was when I was sitting on the toilet a month ago that I got this amazing idea. Like, why don't I collect my shed wing feathers to make the one and only,

Official Gamer Girl Down Blanket^TM

Now is your chance to physically “sleep with me” every night! 5000 little pieces of me, to be exact! Lined with premium, 1000-thread count cotton, each premium Gamer Girl Down Blanket is one of a kind hoof-sewn, filled with over 5000 of my own down feathers! Guaranteed to keep you warm an' toasty on even the coldest of nights!

Only ten of these blankets will be made. With each blanket comes an autographed postcard, and two lifetime front row-tickets to any of my official concerts!*

Pricing and further details will be announced once I gather enough feathers! (I’m only at about 100 as of now…! )

Bye for now~~!! 𝒫𝒾𝓅𝓅 𝒫𝒾𝓅𝓅 𝒽𝑜𝑜𝓇𝒶𝓎~!!

*Offer valid for Equestria residents only. Shipping not included. Blanket fill consists of 50% Mareitime Bay eiderdown and up to 50% of Pipp’s feathers. Until the interdimensional portal is fixed, donations or purchase attempts from Earth are invalid and will NOT be accepted under any circumstances.

Comments

[NicoRosyStar]

A blanket full of your feathers? Sounds like something that will sell like hot cakes--especially with your male simps Pippsqueaks After all, your feathers look incredibly fluffy and soft
_{Maaaaybe you could offer a Gamer Girl Down Blanket to Hitch? As a....'friend' gift~ If you do I wanna hear of his reaction~}

[Swift Comet]

That must be the most comfortable blanket in the entirety of Equestria. To create something like this must take a lot of time, effort and shed feathers. Would probably look even better if the fabric used was replaced by silk.

[Evil Paladin]

Clever