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I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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Gen 5 shorts - episode 16: Neighfever (my commentary) · 9:01pm Jun 30th, 2022

Homegrown - I don't want to know what her house looks like.
With magic, they don't buy flowers? So they can even produce one-of-a-kind flowers themselves?
And why are flowers homegrown if she can just grow them on the spot?
"There must be some way to help her." - Why don't you just let her sell your shakes for you, Sunny? Don't you have the world to destroy or something?
Or you can help her by destroying her garden...
Sorry... I can't hide my erection sometimes.
"It's okay. Can I help you with something" - Oh, you kinky Dahlia you.
So, dancing is magic?
So, the solution of nopony buying flowers is to... having more flowers to sell?
"My flower business is over because nopony is buying them and I can't make 10 times more of them that I couldn't sell."
"I'm dying of cancer" - "Don't think like that, all you have to do is believe in yourself. Don't be rational. Think of something that makes you happy instead of facing reality."
Dahlia: "This big plant could pose a danger to the world." Sunny: "Try again. Create more of them!"
Great work, Sunny, the destroyer.
"What have I done?" - You listened to Sunny. Big mistake!
Everypony is allergic, except for Dahlia and the destroyer.
"I've made everything worse." - Well, it's your special talent Sunny. It's what you do. It is your destiny to destroy everything.
Mucus is magic. I wonder what other bodily fluids can do.
"I think there's a way to make everypony forget..." No, Sunny! Do not kill everypony. I know how you think. Bad, Sunny, bad!
The perfect accessory, now with extra mucus.
"Gotta love the happy ending. And by that, I mean infecting everypony with flower parasites."
Oh, Sunny, you did it again.

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3 min 33 - 3min36 double cutie mark

Mucus is magic. I wonder what other bodily fluids can do. Yes

With magic, they don't buy flowers? So they can even produce one-of-a-kind flowers themselves?

It looked to me like she was trying to keep on selling the same flowers she had been growing in her garden before earth ponies got their magic back - that she made no attempt to adapt her business model to the new circumstances until she discovered that earth pony magic plus mucus equals glowing flowers.

Mucus is magic. I wonder what other bodily fluids can do.

It's only a matter of time until we have numerous M-rated stories exploring that.

5668946 I still can't wrap my head around Gen5 cutie marks.


5669460 The weird thing is, Sunny wasn't helping her do that. Sunny just wanted to show her how to grow even more flowers. I'm not sure how Sunny thought that would help in any way.

I sense a resurgence of Earth pony porn cumming our way.

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