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  • Monday
    My Review List For June

    TV Shows


    June 1st—The Big Bang Theory


    June 8th—Spider-Man Unlimited


    June 15th—Ducktales (2017)


    Movies


    June 22th—Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)


    June 29th—Lady and the Tramp (1955)


    Episode Reviews


    June 2nd—Transformers Prime: Beast Hunters episode 3 “Prey”

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  • Sunday
    My Review of MLP: FIM season 7 episode 14 Fame and Misfortune

    Grading Scale:

    A (fantastic episode)
    A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
    B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)

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  • Saturday
    Between A Rock and A Big Gorilla

    Rating Scale:

    12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
    11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
    10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
    9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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  • Friday
    Is Star Wars: Tales of the Empire good?

    I'm genuinely asking.

    To be honest with you guys, I'm pretty much done with Disney Star Wars. I've just recently finished watching the series finale of "The Bad Batch" which is a pretty decent show overall. The final season as a whole felt really slow and dull, but it was okay.

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  • 6 days
    The BEST Movie of the Franchise!

    Rating Scale:

    12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding

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Apr
29th
2022

My Review of Jurassic Park · 12:19am Apr 29th, 2022

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it
7/10—a fun and entertaining movie; not great but still enjoyable
6/10—a slightly above average film; it is something I might watch again
5/10—mediocre movie; not awful but not great either
4/10—a below average film; it could have been much better
3/10—a bad film; poorly written and poorly executed
2/10—a very bad movie; the few good things in the movie overshadowed by the bad things
1/10—a terrible movie; a total waste of time
0/10—a worthless piece of abomination; should have never been made


Greetings, ladies and gentlemen! This is Mr. J back with another movie review for tonight! This evening, I will be reviewing Universal Pictures 1993 film entitled: Jurassic Park . Now, let me make something clear for anyone curious: I was never a fan of this franchise, but I was still acquainted with it. Back when I was a kid, I grew up watching this movie and The Lost World: Jurassic Park. Even though I wasn’t a fan of this franchise, I still found it interesting. Heck, I even remember going on a roller coaster ride with my dad as a kid which was quite...terrifying to be honest. Just recently, I rewatched this movie along with the second movie and watched the third film for the first time (and before anyone asks: yes, I also watched the Jurassic World movies). As far as this movie is concerned, I thought it was pretty great albeit with some flaws.

This movie is where it all began. This is about a Jurassic Park of genetically engineered dinosaurs that came from dinosaur DNA preserved in mosquitos within amber. Although the cloning has been accomplished, things take a south turn for our characters. After a man shuts down the security system and the fences, all hell breaks loose and dangerous dinosaurs wreck havoc. Who will manage to survive?

I thought that the movie was great and the characters were all interesting. If anything, the movie made me love dinosaurs a lot more than before, especially as they are all pretty fascinating creatures to study about. I may not be Shockwave or Dr. Octavius, but dinosaurs in general are pretty cool to look upon. It makes me happy knowing that Dinobots exist within the Transformers franchise.

The cinematography was splendid and the use of animatronics and computer-generated graphics for the dinosaurs looked so real and impressive. It appeared as if actual dinosaurs were there and made them quite entertaining and enjoyable to watch. Props to the people for making those action scenes so awesome to look at.

The acting was pretty good too. I enjoyed the performances of Sam Neil as Dr. Grant, Jeff Goldblum as Malcolm, Laura Dern as Ellie, and the late Richard Attenborough as Hammond. Wayne Knight and Samuel L. Jackson were solid additional cast members too since they played their characters very well.

The only issues I have with this movie is the pacing and the lack of adequate screen time for the T-Rex. The T-Rex is my favorite dinosaur of all time, so I was underwhelmed by how little he appears in the movie. Nonetheless, the scenes in which he does appear in where all satisfying to watch. The jump-scares were pretty decent, and the final battle could have been better but it’s fine.

So yes, Steven Spielberg did a wonderful job in directing this movie and thus giving birth to one of the most popular franchises in the history of Hollywood and the film industry. I will rate this a solid 8/10!



Peace!

Comments ( 6 )

You could say they spared no expense in making this film.

Life finds a way.

I say this a good movie and is my favorite out of the Jusrassic Park series

So yes, Steven Spielberg did a wonderful job in directing this movie and thus giving birth to one of the most popular franchises in the history of Hollywood and the film industry.

I’m not exactly sure why, but for some reason...I have a feeling that you’re review on the second Jurassic Park film will be mixed at the most.

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