Transmuto Family Funniest Moments: Short 4: No Meds, No Problem · 3:34pm Apr 15th, 2022

It should be noted this takes place before the family had reunited with Metamorphosis and had access to necessary things like prescription medicines – also let’s all pretend that pills to lower the tone of your voice exist because this doesn’t work otherwise. Read on.

Thorax, Pharynx, Ember, and Tempest had just sat down together at their usual lunch table. After being separated due to their varying grade levels, they were glad to have a minute to reunite.

“S-So, how was everyone else’s classes?”

“I hate History so much.” *pulls out her sandwich* “I swear, if I have to hear one more thing about the development of religions and the Ottoman Empire…”

“Agreed. Try having Junior year History – you’d think you knew everything about the United States until your teacher starts lecturing about the emergence of Christianity in the South…”

“At least you guys don’t have Statistics, that class is the worst thing I’ve ever-”

Pharynx clapped a hand over his mouth as his voice suddenly pitched up and cracked.

“Phar…? Everything okay…?”

Pharynx lowered his hand, then began rapidly signing to Thorax. Ember and Tempest, having no knowledge of American Sign Language, turned to him for a translation. Thorax’s eyes widened, then he lowered his voice and whispered Pharynx’s explanation.

“He’s out of voice modulation pills and he can’t get his prescription refilled until next week. Apparently the last one he took… it, uh, it’s wearing off…”

”Oh… oh, shit.”

“Well crap. So, uh, what’s he gonna do?”

“He says he’ll figure something out… and not to talk to him until he does.”

*Looks at Pharynx* “Fine. We’re still here if you need anything, Phar.”

Pharynx nodded and returned to his food. Ember, Tempest, and Thorax made quiet small talk in the meantime, glancing over at him on occasion to make sure everything was alright. Soon enough, the bell rang, signaling them to go back to class. Pharynx waved his friend, girlfriend, and brother off before heading to his own class, hands gripping the straps of his bag.

It didn’t take long for Pharynx’s classmates to discover that he had his “old” voice back. And that’s when the deadnaming started.

“Hey, Trachea! Toss me that box of tissues-no wait, you better go clean this spill yourself!”

“Trachea! Make me a sandwich when you get the chance!”

“Quit pretending Trachea, that leather jacket is as fake as you are.”

Pharynx took it all with gritted teeth and a stoic expression. Until, finally, in his last class of the day, it all came crashing down.

“Miss. Scalic, can I please change seats? I don’t want to be associated with a stupid tomboy going through a phase-”

*Slams his hands down on his desk and stands up, glaring at his classmates, before speaking loudly, in his female voice* “You know, I sure am glad I don’t have any natural testosterone in my body like the rest of you guys, because it’s turning you into colossal dickheads.” *gives the room the middle finger as he marches out of class with his bag, a smug look on his face*

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