I’ve Come to Realize… · 11:31am Apr 1st, 2022
I’m not particularly happy about it, but I have come to realize that I may not be trans after all. She/her doesn’t give me that rush of euphoria anymore. I think I may have outgrown it, if only Christian grade school hadn’t taught me about that darned ‘gender being a social construct’ nonsense.
Detransitioners are so rare, but you know, every teen trans person has to be one. Them’s the rules. It must be all that damn transgender media that clearly exists.
But yeah, I really wanted to walk into the girl’s bathroom as a cover because that damn sign stops me from entering. I see ‘women’ and my conscience and the security guard who is closely monitoring every bathroom so that they’re split up by sex and not gender absolutely drives me away from the bathroom I wanted to enter so much. That must mean I’m not trans, oh well.
I know I wrote a lot of trans stories, I’ll delete them all tomorrow so they don’t harm any more youth. I’m deeply repentant. As big as Zephyrina/Zipp got, I don’t want to harm any more youth than I already have. After all, them merely being written by a trans person wanting representation means nothing because A: I’ve come to realize I’m not trans and B: politics such as human rights and more representation is everywhere nowadays, and I don’t need to add more to the pile.
I still like my name. Dashie has a nice ring to it. Though, as I disliked my older name, I have made my name now ‘Bob’ in honor of my grandfather who really helped me with all these things I’m talking about today.
It’s not like I could've made it to Planned Parenthood (what was I thinking when I wanted to go there? Anyways) with those damn gas prices skyrocketing (thanks Mr. President).
I wish not to kill myself, because all trans people clearly do. So, I’m detransitioning before it gets worse.
Until next time; be awesome!
-Dashie
It took me to get to the end of the third paragraph to know that this was an April Fools' Joke. Well played, Dashie, well played. Kudos to ya.
what a totally serious and not at all prank-y blog post!