Epic Rap Battles of Equestria: Yandere Metamorphosis vs. Yandere Elle · 12:30am Feb 3rd, 2022

And now! The Rap Battle you’ve ALL been waiting for!!!! Metamorphosis Brook…!

Versus Elle-I-don’t-even-know-her-last-name…!

Opponents ready, and… BEGIN!

Don’t know why you step to me like you are the original
You fight for his attention with ambiguous intentions
I don’t understand where this shit is gonna get you
I’m still gonna hold a crown, and you’ll be in the ground!

Ha! You think it matters if you were in first place?
I’ve stolen Griff’s heart since then, it’s clear I’ve won the race!
And I will stalk and I’ll stab and I’ll kill until it’s proven!
You think you’re the best yandere here but your title’s starting to loosen!

I’m ‘starting, to loosen’
You’re dreaming, it’s lucid
Resistance, is futile
Your struggle, is useless

I’d put you down myself, but we know Griff would do it for me
Got him wrapped around my finger, satisfy when he gets—

*chimes in, blowing a comically large horn with a wink*

You think you’ve got him tied?
I could make him do anything I ask without even having tried!
Besides, not like I even need him to fight battles for me
Call yourself a yandere? You’re just an ugly wannabe!

You try and steal him and you’ll find a knife at your throat
I’ll make you scream for mercy, watch out little Ella, I’m about to rock the boat!

Rock it or sink it?
Sinkin’ it with a rock,

Baby, I’ll wreck it faster when I start spittin’ a harmony
Swimming with the sirens, we leave you singin’ cacophonies
The way I keep his balls like we’re playing soccer—

Shut up! You think that’ll scare me off?
I’m a yandere, honey, don’t try to frighten me with quaff
Rule number one is to never surrender
Especially not to someone so obviously inferior!

Since you’ll ‘never surrender’,
One thing I just remembered, aren’t you and that bitch-
-“Chrysalis” supposed to be together?

And it’s no wonder you ain’t married anymore,
Had a husband, couldn’t keep him, now he’s going after Ellie’s score.

Ha! You think some shit like that is gonna break me?
Griff was made for me, that’s something we both know!
Now back the fuck off me bitch,
Before I slice off those puny things you call tits!

(The crowd gasps, and Elle gives a scoffing growl, staring down at her chest and wearing an offended scowl as she looks back up at Meta.)

(He just smirks)

“Ladies, ladies!”

(Griff struts onto the stage with a wide grin.)

“Uh…isn’t he a man—?”

“There’s enough of me to go around!”

“Hm… no, there’s not.”

“Whatever.”

“Hey, hey, I say, we let the comments decide who gets to have me.”

“Or…we flip a coin…”

(Elle and Meta smirk at each other…)

“Who gets the head…”