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  • 6 weeks
    Finally made it to Babscon

    What a long strange trip it's been. This is much harder to do on the fly with a disabled girlfriend than flying solo. Honestly it's a good lesson but yeah I'm here I'm queer and I'm ready to party with my peers and also apparently work at the conop's desk for the next few hours once I get GS electric wheelchair out and charging. As always look for the short fat white guy currently with a beard

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  • 7 weeks
    EDIT: IRL Friend loaned me $10. Gonna make it to Burlingame.Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bi

    Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bit and other fund generation?

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  • 7 weeks
    Starlight 🤝🪁🪁🪁🤝Gazans

    I'm going to try to publish a story about kite flying on the 30th and encourage you to do so as well.

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  • 10 weeks
    BABSCon 2024

    Facebook places who's going to Bay area brownie spectacular convention at the end of the month? It'll be my first pony convention in like 2 years almost cuz finances have been shit and I've been taking care of my disabled girlfriend etc but she is going to be coming with me and going to her first Brony convention since 2013 Equestria LA, when she was harassed a bunch and dealt with a ton of

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  • 12 weeks
    On Death

    I call myself a hopeful agnostic. I vigorously want there to be an afterlife, where there's joy, justice, and fellowship for all God's creatures, great and small. I am unbelievably terrified of the prospect that one day I will cease to exist. And I want so desperately for all entities across space and time who have felt hurt and pain and suffering and helplessness and confusion and fear to feel

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Nov
28th
2021

Alcoholic Drinks With Super Trampoline: How to Make a "Paging Doctor Sparkle": · 1:28am Nov 28th, 2021

One-ish Parts Ice, crushed, cubed, I don't care, however you like your ice
One Part Malibu Rum, poured first
One or a bit more part Dr. Pepper

Let Dr. Pepper diffuse 30 seconds, add whatever the fuck you want as garnish, and serve.

Named after the best song I've ever written, "Paging Doctor Sparkle" (A follow up to the Season 5 episode "Amending Fences", so called because she may have pH.D. in Friendship, but she's still a shitty friend.

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Careful, Skirts might try this and then who knows what would happen?

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Femboi Flash Sentry x End of Ponies when?

Shame I don't really like Dr. Pepper or rum... :derpytongue2:

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to quote myself when your mom suggested pegging last night, "that's pretty gay."

5611859 :ajsmug: lol I'd probably be offended by that if I weren't so drunk right now.

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It has big Letterkenny vibes.

how the hell does anyone stand liquor? shit tasted like cough medicine.

5611880 Yeah, the taste is not what you're supposed to be after, lol

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Also like cough medicine, you aren't drinking it for the taste.

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Thus why I do mixed drinks with and in this case use something that's only 20% alcohol.

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I like the tastes of most cough medicines lol

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