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TheMajorTechie


Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

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  • Saturday
    Haha.

    *looks at bank account*
    *looks at planned personal projects*
    *looks at bank account again*
    *looks at how I accidentally bought four collectible coins from a vending machine for $15 at the Kennedy space center during last week's robotics conlmpetition instead of one and cannot return them because it's a vending machine*

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  • 4 weeks
    shhhhhhhhhhhh just breaking the site again don't mind me

    very, very, very experimental fic continues its slow progress as the deadline for bicyclette's sci-fi contest draws near. these chapters are about on-par with what if in terms of length, but oh boy have they been an interesting experience to write.

    12 comments · 144 views
  • 4 weeks
    hey hey btw i've got a (couple of) public minecraft server(s)!

    yeah so anyway here is my webbed site lol. there's an MC Classic server for building whatever, and an MC Beta 1.7.3 server for playing survival. I might eventually also put up a modern vanilla server as well, though given how I'm hosting a bunch of servers already for friends and a couple of discord servers, idk if the little slab of a PC I'm using to host 'em all would be able to manage lol.

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  • 5 weeks
    summer break is almost here :V

    basically got one week left lol. got an experimental fic in the works that's a sort-of direct sequel picking off right where Splintershard ended. no prior reading is necessary.

    MAN it's been a while since I've toyed with writing styles.

    1 comments · 69 views
  • 7 weeks
    mojang says that the latest minecraft snapshot needs a 64-bit OS to run.

    i said "nuh uh".

    (and then i suffered.)

    1 comments · 91 views
Nov
10th
2021

Sweetie Giraffe chooses violence because you are too short. Smollpipp chooses violence because you are too tall. · 12:42am Nov 10th, 2021

nobody is safe.

Comments ( 8 )

Nein, I am paradoxically both tall and smol

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The tallest person on the island and the shortest person on the island.

if pegasi are threatening to remove your kneecaps just say NO. pegasi cannot legally remove your kneecaps without your consent.
for more information visit https://www.kneecap-legal-advice.gob

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And the only person on the island

5605380
Ah, are you a fellow Phantom Tollbooth enjoyer?

I am Tallkneecap R Mover, inventer of the KneecapRemover3000TM and We are sponsored by the Pegasus Royal Family today!

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I wish, it was just by the logic of being the tallest and the smollest on the island means you logically have to be the only person on the island

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