Preview - Deep Dungeon: Champions of Chaos

Her royal majesty, Princess of friendship, Twilight Sparkle ruler of Equestria, sat on her throne in Canterlot Castle. She had been ruling Equestria peacefully by herself for more than a decade and things seemed to be going smoothly. Not once had she ever needed the former Princesses Celestia or Luna to come out of retirement for any reason whatsoever.

But now she was getting some troubling reports from Ponyville. It seems that the resident spirit of chaos, Discord, was on a rampage again spreading chaos and disorder with wild abandon.

Spike, her constant companion since foalhood / willing servant / body guard / boy toy was standing next to her flexing his muscles and making kissy faces at the nearest reflective surface.

"Cut it out Spike this is serious, if Discord has gone back to his old ways I'm not sure that I can handle it on my own..." Princess Twilight said, sounding rather unsure of herself.

"Relax Twi, I'm sure he's just acting out because he wants somepony to pay attention to him, you know how he is after all. With all your paperwork and other royal duties you keep forgetting that your the Princess of FRIENDSHIP!-" Spike clasped his claws around his muzzle, "That was... weird."

The word "Friendship" had spelled itself out in rainbow colored letters in mid air in front of Spike, and when he tried to swipe it away with his claws, the letters quickly jumped out of the way before setling back down exactly where they were before.

They both just stared at the three dimensional word in silence for a few minutes while it just floated there...

Defying reality...

And just...

Existing...

Eventually it gave a little wiggle from one end to the other, but once they both realised that the word wasn't going any where any time soon, they resumed their conversation.

"Discord's a pretty cool guy, once you get to know him, I know that the two of you have had your differences, but I'm sure if you just ask him he'll stop. If I've learned anything over the years it's that the answer to the problem is always FRIENDSHIP!- GAAA! not again!" A second "FRIENDSHIP!" Now hung in the air next to the first one."Twi don't say FRIENDSHIP!, oops, I said FRIENDSHIP!"

"Spike stop saying FRIENDSHIP!-" Twilight clasped her hooves over her mouth but it was too late it had already slipped out.

Twilight tried zapping the five "Friendships" away with magic, but it didn't work and now they were shooting rainbow colored lasers at each other in a battle for supremacy.

"Discord!" Twilight shouted.

...........?

"Thats strange... he usually shows up by now" Spike said, still waiting for Discord to appear.

Eventually after a few moments of silence. And silently reminding themselves not to say the word "Friendship" out loud. Two tiny doors burst open in the much larger throne room doors and out stepped two tiny Discords with silly looking ruffles around their necks, they both held oversized trumpets to their mouths and blew a fanfare "🎶 Doot, Doot, Doot-da-da-doooo!🎶" before the larger throne room doors burst open flinging the tiny Discords out of the way, a third tiny discord wearing a jesters outfit began rolling out a red carpet, he was followed by the actual Discord, (at least I think It's the actual Discord... but I must admit that even I am uncertain at this point) The tiny Discord that was rolling out the red carpet tripped and fell flat on his face and Discord accidentally stepped on him before somersaulting through the air and landing on his feet, a stadium full of pony shaped cardboard cutouts all did 'the wave' and three Discord judges held up score cards, 10, 10, 6. Discord scowled at the third judge, who double checked his score card and with an embarrassed blush flipped it right-side-up, Changing the 6 to a 9.

"Twilight you've got to do something, sweet beautiful chaos is breaking out all over Ponyville and I'm not the one responsible for it!" Discord whined, sounding honestly upset that the tearing of the fabric of reality wasn't caused by him. "All around town furniture is springing to life and chasing ponies, tentacles are randomly erupting from holes in trees, and I know you've read enough hentai to know what that might entail" Twilight blushed and hid behind her hooves while Discord continued his rant. "it's been raining cottage cheese on and off- seriously Twilight you know I would have preferred chocolate milk! And now there's a traffic light in the middle of town that just keeps blinking yellow, and every time you think it's about to turn red, it just blinks yellow again!"

"Hey Discord" Spike smiled as he waved at his long time friend.

Discord, covered in rippling muscles that would put the most chiseled of body builders to shame, marched up to Spike and they clasped hands and embraced eachother in the manliest of all handshakes before they both flew through the ceiling shouting, "AWW-YEEEAAAHHHH!"

Meanwhile a very uncomfortable Twilight was sitting next to Discord on her throne while he casually trimmed his claws with a pair of nail clippers. "I don't know how YOU" -- Discord said, pointing at Twilight -- "intend to fix this but I'm taking sweet, innocent, Fluttershy far away from this madness untill things settle down around here... honestly I can't imagine how you could have let things get this far out of hand, This never would have happened if Princesses sun plot and moonpie were still in charge. Great job Twilight!" Discord replied sarcastically.

"Yeah, great job Twilight" a second Discord sarcastically parroted, wearing his baseball cap backwards and giving Twilight a gentle shove. The two Discords, both wearing baggy jeans and sports jerseys, hi-fived eachother before disappearing with a loud "POP!"

"As usual it looks like Discord isn't going to be any help whatsoever. Spike I need you to write a letter to Princess Celestia..." Twilight began... but looking around the throne room, Spike was nowhere to be found, "Spike?... Spike?... Spiiiiike!"