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TheMajorTechie


Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

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  • 2 weeks
    shhhhhhhhhhhh just breaking the site again don't mind me

    very, very, very experimental fic continues its slow progress as the deadline for bicyclette's sci-fi contest draws near. these chapters are about on-par with what if in terms of length, but oh boy have they been an interesting experience to write.

    12 comments · 123 views
  • 2 weeks
    hey hey btw i've got a (couple of) public minecraft server(s)!

    yeah so anyway here is my webbed site lol. there's an MC Classic server for building whatever, and an MC Beta 1.7.3 server for playing survival. I might eventually also put up a modern vanilla server as well, though given how I'm hosting a bunch of servers already for friends and a couple of discord servers, idk if the little slab of a PC I'm using to host 'em all would be able to manage lol.

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    0 comments · 72 views
  • 3 weeks
    summer break is almost here :V

    basically got one week left lol. got an experimental fic in the works that's a sort-of direct sequel picking off right where Splintershard ended. no prior reading is necessary.

    MAN it's been a while since I've toyed with writing styles.

    1 comments · 59 views
  • 5 weeks
    mojang says that the latest minecraft snapshot needs a 64-bit OS to run.

    i said "nuh uh".

    (and then i suffered.)

    1 comments · 77 views
  • 6 weeks
    also april fools shitpost got changed to something else btw

    walked into a wall or something idk. never was able to get past 800k words with the fic based on the "the bride and the ugly-ass groom" meme

    1 comments · 81 views
Oct
18th
2021

sweetie giraffe has a banan. · 2:55pm Oct 18th, 2021

we're doomed.

Report TheMajorTechie · 149 views · Story: What If... · #sweetie giraffe
Comments ( 7 )

That looks like a pepper……

It’s a flipping pepperana

Watch out, Sweetie! I know they're only tiny, but minions are dangerous.
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Terrifying thought: What if all of the minions just saw Sweetie Giraffe as a Big Evil Boss and they teamed up to take over Equestria?

Oh. Oh no. I just said two of the most dangerous words in this language. What if.

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*screeches in destruction*

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I swear, Techie, if you write this, I'll... I'll... *runs out of things to say*

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*screeches in destruction harder*

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*blurts out* I'll give you writer's block!

--Sweetie Belle

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