I FAILED THE TEST

I don’t have covid! Just strep throat so bad it was resembling pneumonia! Hell yeah gamers!

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Comments

[Ice Star]

pain

[Whinifree]

*gives warm soup and hugs*

[Soaring]

This is the type of test that I'm glad you failed. Get well soon!

[Waypoint]

Hey, better to worry about a minor thing than a major one!

[Viper Pit]

when I read the title I thought you failed a important school test

[Subject 19]

Congrats on failing the test!

[RoyalBardofCanterlot]

Hooray! (I also don't have covid, just mold. Anyway, hope you get better, strep's no fun.

[Jake The Army Guy]

Cool! Now you can be a conservative talking point about how COVID isn't dangerous, masks are tyranny, and vaccines are just Bill Gates wanting to put microchips in you. Or Melinda, depending on which side of the divorce you end up on.

Unless you want to be a liberal talking point, in which case go find random people to cough on you. That way, you can talk about how COVID is worse than Ebola and Smallpox combined, not wearing a HAZMAT suit in your home is murdering grandma, and vaccines are just Big Pharma lying to you about herbal remedies. Or essential oils, depending on if it was a hippie or a Karen that knocked on your door that day.

Quick, pick your bias now!!!

also congrats on not dying bby i luv u uwu

[jmj]

oh...strep throat sucks too, sir. Had it a long time ago. i think it was the sickest I've ever been. It was definitely the hardest hitting bug I've had. Went from feeling great to laying on bags of dogfood in a store too tired and sick to find my grandma. Terrible. Good luck! Hope you have a speedy recovery.

[Ice Star]

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Thankies.
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Hell yeah gaymer
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Joke's on you, I have two majors.
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I mean, I technically can fail those too...
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Thanks, y'all!

5590089

Cool! Now you can be a conservative talking point about how COVID isn't dangerous, masks are tyranny, and vaccines are just Bill Gates wanting to put microchips in you. Or Melinda, depending on which side of the divorce you end up on.

But I already had autism before I got the vaccines! :C

Unless you want to be a liberal talking point, in which case go find random people to cough on you. That way, you can talk about how COVID is worse than Ebola and Smallpox combined, not wearing a HAZMAT suit in your home is murdering grandma, and vaccines are just Big Pharma lying to you about herbal remedies. Or essential oils, depending on if it was a hippie or a Karen that knocked on your door that day.

I Got My Fauci Ouchie And All I Got Was An Improved Immune System And Rite-Aid Coupons I Splurged On Snacks (tm)

also congrats on not dying bby i luv u uwu

das gae

[Ice Star]

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i think it was the sickest I've ever been.

I get it basically every year.

[Deergenerate]

One of only three tests it is cool to fail, the others being an STD test, the other being the SAT.

I kid

[Bicyclette]

hell yeah g*mer!

[Jake The Army Guy]

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[Cromegas_Flare]

It's a test I wish I had failed. But I passed. Luckily I have a real doctor who's not afraid to use politically charged treatments to help ease the symptoms and fight it. Not quite sick enough for in hospital treatments. (Due to being vaccinated most likely.) But sick enough to try Hydroxycholoroquine, which the right wanted to study, but the left denied because orange man bad syndrome. My verdict in trying this treatment is that it works really well.

Either way, I should be out of quarantine by the 4th of October. Just a few more days. Just a few more days.

[Viper Pit]

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you could but i dont think you will

[Jack of a Few Trades]

Very glad to hear! I got my IQ test back the other day, and it was negative too. Thank goodness 🙏

[PresentPerfect]

oh, that test :O

I was all set to be sad, you double butt. >:(

gj gaymer

[Sledge115]

Awww yeah

[Ice Star]

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I failed the SAT by taking the ACT instead.
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Thankies gaymer!
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Let me ask my boyfriend!
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THAT WILL BE IN TIME FOR SPOOKYWEEN!

And good luck with your recovery! Take care!
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I mean, if I wanted to...
5590197
damn I guess I gotta get my forecasts from elsewhere now
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i ran outta ice cream tho fuck
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Gotta read the whole thing first smh

[Viper Pit]

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but you won't

[Rune Soldier Dan]

Get dat strep treated, yo. <3

[Ice Star]

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I got cough syrup and horse pills 🙏

[Rune Soldier Dan]

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Unless you want to be a liberal talking point, in which case go find random people to cough on you. That way, you can talk about how COVID is worse than Ebola and Smallpox combined

It
killed 700,000 Americans.

not wearing a HAZMAT suit in your home is murdering grandma, and vaccines are just Big Pharma lying to you about herbal remedies. Or essential oils, depending on if it was a hippie or a Karen that knocked on your door that day.

Literally all of my left-wing friends are vaccinated.

The insanity in America is not evenly divided.