TDear Celestia, How Do I Put Out A Fire?!
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Princess Twilight doesn't know how to put out a fire, so she asks Spike to write a letter to Celestia. Spike is baffled, Celestia is an unintentional war prepper, and Luna is worried about her sister's health.
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Twilight
Spike
Celestia
Luna
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