Uh, My Name's Rob.

"Ahh," I sighed. "It's a beautiful day here in Maretime Bay." The sun was shining brightly, and things were going smoothly. Of course, there was that unicorn attack just yesterday, but that doesn't matter to me much. I'm just here to enjoy the sunshine, and breathe the crisp morning air, and-

"Who are we?"
"We're an angry mob!"

The voices seemed so distant, but they were definitely there.

"What are we?"
"We're an angry mob!"

"What the heck?" I turned to see a large amount of ponies singing.

"Look at this corn!" Sprout sang.
"It's on the cob!" the crowd responded.

He came running over next to me and said, "Look at that guy!"

"Uh, my name's Rob."

Oh my word, what the actual freak? Why did I say that? That's the lamest sentence ever! Oh my FREAKING WORD WHY??

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"Uh, my name's Rob."

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