Plot Bunny Theater: The Shipping Doctor · 2:52am Sep 26th, 2021
The warning bells about the universe about to end begin ringing loudly in the TARDIS. Doctor Whooves looks up from his reading and sighs
Doctor: "Not again!"
VWORP... VWORP... VWORP...
He rematerializes in the Crystal Empire Palace. He looks out in irritation at Cadence, who is smiling... And has her shipping chart at the ready.
Doctor: "Damnit Cadence! I told you before, no!"
Cadence: "But think of the shipping! And Auntie is so lonely!"
Doctor: "There's plenty of that here that doesn't require ME!"
Cadence: "But-!"
Doctor: "No!"
Cadence: "But I-"
Doctor: "NO!"
Cadence: "Hmph!"
Doctor: "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go stop Future Twilight from going evil."
Cadence: "Again?"
Doctor: "Is it a day that ends in y? Then yes, AGAIN."
Cadence: "Fine! I don't have to ship you! There are thirteen or fourteen of you!"
Doctor: "We're all the same being!"
Cadence: "Ooh. Kinky."
I have some bad news: if it happens that consistently, Future Twilight is evil, and you're just stopping her from acting on it.
Seems future Twilight needs to get the Stick of DISCIPLINE!!!
Doctor: "Fates preserve us if Cadence ever meets the Master..."
Not sure what that says about her.
And she hasn't even thought through the implications of one of them being a mare yet. (That said, he already has a wife. Two if you count Derpy.)
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Honestly, just finding out about the Master would be enough to cause problems. The Ho Yay was strong with those two until Missy happened and then Thirteen happened to put it back on track.